A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Ok. Heres a Rehash: I drove to Ithaca. It was fucking 9 degrees out. Trail sucked. Trail beer sucked harder. We named Head to Toe in Utero. Party rocked. I didn’t get laid. I got drunk. Floss blew me off for breakfast (read that…
Sir Tote My Pole of Boddington-Upon-Leicestershire arose from his slumber one Tuesday, the wintry chill reflecting the pallor of a visage reflective of the previous night’s debauching, in which many beers were draughted after a particularly revelsome hash. Whereupon he realized he was not…
Holy Hellfire Shit!!! Floss is writing a re-hash…and it’s not even weeks late! (yeah…I still owe one for Baster’s hash last summer. Thank goodness we aren’t giving water down-down’s for such infractions (beer would be too good for the f’ers! lol)) It was a…
The Hes: Man-O-Whore (a Hare) Master Baster (a Hare conspirator) Always a Bridesmaid Butt Floss Cold Cocked Just Bob Just Jim Just Pete Virgin Paul The Shes: Crimes Against Huge Mammaries (a Hare) Just Alex Just Betsy Virgin Armanda Virgin Jen The I: Spike…
Hartung-Boothroyd Observatory Hash Alrighty people, well the Hash dawned cold, and clusters of people huddled around the peak of Mt. Pleasant waiting for the clock to strike HASH. Eventually everyone arrived….well almost everyone on time, some were to join late. We all moved out…
Have you already run out of things to do the summer? Are the kids / significant others getting rambunctious? Do you miss hurting all over? Are you bored? Do you have a day job? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then…
From far and near they came. Slowly and discretely they came. Arriving at first in small numbers, then converging in groups and illicit packs on the lawn outside the house known as Chez Floss. They came: unwittingly growing in number, awaiting something they were…
Ithaca HASH #556: At the Waterfront Docks It all started at 3:00 PM SHT (standard hash time) on the last day of the merry month of May, 2009. Thirst for beer and shiggy lured twenty hashers to the docks along the Cayuga Lake inlet,…
Exuberantly in Attendance : Hares: Master Baster Porcelain Goddess Hounds: Inspector Speculum Bedside Pole Dancer Unidentified Feathered Orifice Lil’ Dimmer Always a Bridesmaid Just Torrey Country Cock Just Dennis Just Ursula A Lager Runs Through Her Nurse TaKillYa Just Brianne Hard Inside Her Spike…