A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Moon light….street light….sun light….ALL lights…shining through the GD overhead door windows!!! How the hell is a drunk to get some sleep??? I rolled over and nudged the nasty old pussy that had curled up to me during the night. How did I rate this???? …
22 March 2009 As the cold, blustery March morning clouds gave way to crisp-clear, sunny afternoon skies, Ithaca Hashers gathered at *Shindagin Hollow in celebration of two hares’ virgin lays. Hare Butt Floss had cleverly coerced twins Just Brianne and Just Bridgitt to co-hare what was quite the picturesque jaunt through…
Hello sweet hashers, here is the tale of the 3/8 hash, set by our very own Master Baster, to celebrate Daylight Savings Time and the arrival of Spring and St. Patties! I received my necklace, and wore “A Lager Runs Through It” proudly around…
A cold, snowy afternoon. Kelly Clarkson in the background. As two girls talked to two boys in cars. Surprisingly they were only an hour behind schedule as the sky grew darker and the snow began to fall lightly on the frozen ground. The clan…
From the wily Panic Button of H5, who re-hashes trail on February the First, departing from A Lot on Cornell’s North Campus: ============================================================== Better Late Than Never (slogan copyright Planned Parenthood, Inc) Well sorry its taken me about as long as a herd of turtles…
There once was an Ithacan Chili Fest With competitions to see whose was best Though people did sample And offerings were ample A select few, with beer, were most blessed. On the way to the Chanti went Baster Of chili, it’s said, he’s the…
So, it’s come to my attention that the Ithaca Hash has been very lax lately on producing ReHashes. Looking over the hash list of previous hashes, i can see that we haven’t had a rehash since November of last year. I think it’s very…
On a beautiful cold day in mid-November, two gentlemen got up and decided to make the best of their day. Being that they had taken full advantage of the freedoms they had to offer, they decided to wake themselves up to the rigors of…
Hares: Butt Floss (12th in 12 months) and Mouthful of Clam (Yeah – welcome home!) Attendees: (sorry if I forgot you): Toothy (hash scribe), Cocktail Frank, Master Baster, Porcelain Goddess, Spike, Hot Lips, Just Svetlana/Zvetlana [Tzvetana -Ed.] (don’t know which way to spell it),…
Amidst a backdrop of grey skies, gusts of up to ten MPH and near-freezing temperatures, the Ithaca Hash was soon to assemble on Yellow Barn Road for another exciting trail. Always a Bridesmaid and I took the scenic route, heading through Varna, across Turkey…