IH3 Trail #582: Piggy’s First of the Screw Year Re-Hash

Ok.  Heres a Rehash: I drove to Ithaca. It was fucking 9 degrees out.  Trail sucked.  Trail beer sucked harder.  We named Head to Toe in Utero.  Party rocked.  I didn’t get laid.  I got drunk.  Floss blew me off for breakfast (read that however you wish).  I drove home.

The end.
Now sign up [for Albany Red Dress] wanker.
Piggys good!