A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Holy Hellfire Shit!!! Floss is writing a re-hash…and it’s not even weeks late! (yeah…I still owe one for Baster’s hash last summer. Thank goodness we aren’t giving water down-down’s for such infractions (beer would be too good for the f’ers! lol))
It was a beautiful Sunday winter day as Phoenix and I began our long drive on down to Harris Hill in Big Flats. Sunny…warm…and plenty of time to ponder the last week. Re-connection with a very dear friend…and subsequent re-disconnection again…boo….Christmas dinner at UFO’s and Bedside’s home where I got my butt kicked in Wii bowling by Jack….THANKS GUYS!….doing absolutely nothing the day after Christmas….having Christmas with my kids and grand girls on Sunday morning……….PRICELESS!!!.
Who is this hare you ask????? Why it was Hot-n-Juicy home on vacation from the Cairo hash! She even brought VIRGINS with her!!! Just Patrick, HnJ’s brother was a Virgin hashser…AND a Virgin Hare this fine day. (Damn…forgot to give HnJ a down-down for popping her brother’s hare-y-cherry!) And Just Patrick brought along his wife…Just Alex…I believe.
As I arrived first………..can you all imagine that???? lol ……. there was our visiting hare….standing….or I should say jumping…by herself in the parking area with not a soul around…not even a car…. As she let Phoenix out of the car…who was chomping at the bit now to get out…she explained that she made Just Patrick go place the BEER at the BN’s. Shortly Spike rolled up…after having called your’s truly as he was lost. Then Always a Bridesmaid came zooming in and hit the brakes….cuz Phoenix was too stupid to stay out of the way. As we were grabbing our first BEERS another car pulled up. WTF? We weren’t expecting any more hashers as everyone seemed to be out of town this weekend. But…the more the merrier! Turns out that Just Eric was bored silly at home in Cortland and decided to go for a drive…. :o)
As we were all quenching our thirsts from our long drives….HnJ told us about the marks for the day…as they were from the Cairo hash and not Ithaca style…though somewhat similar as they were hash marks after all.
A “circle” is a regular check…check…err…got it.
A “T” is a FALSE….check…err….WTF??…don’t got it…. Oh! “T” means “Turn Around” and go back to the check….OK … got it
A “circle with an X” is a BEER check…. Well….she didn’t have to say THAT ONE twice!!! GOT IT!
And…we were off!!!!!!!!!
Trail was very well marked and we ran across a field…up a hill….shit…I’m out of shape!!! and then down into some briars…..SHIGGY!!! We made our way in to some woods with LOTS of cleared trails going in all sorts of directions. Our hare informed us that we were now in the Tanglewood Park (you Type “A’s” know about this place) and of course there were plenty of false trails to follow on those trails.
We eventually made it out of the woods…….alive…..and headed up a roadway near the Soaring Museum. At the pinacle….having a marvelous vista of the Corning Valley…we found a “circle with an X”…YAY! BEER!!! We drank..we talked…and Phoenix ran around. Soon…we were off…down the road…into the woods…and back around to where we just were. Bloody hare! lol More woods and then out to the edge of a Par 3 golf course…and more BEER! Hallelujah! We drank..we talked…and Phoenix ran around. (sensing a pattern here? lol) Then…off once more into the woods…and onto said golf course. Trail made it’s way back to the cars….and circle was begun.
Floss donned his very old RA cap and punished the hares. Then…we punished Just Eric for being a cums-lately…NEY. He was at the last hash! So, it was Floss who had to drink for this! Virgins drank…lots since one was also a hare. Dog owner drank. Virgins drank for “sex on trail” (Ha! and we didn’t even have OCD and CoCo with us!) Just Eric drank for r*cst gear. Eventually…we all drank. :o)
Circle was closed and we moved to warmer places…”just down the hill” and had some food with our new friend who should visit more often!!!
May the hash go in peace…May the hash get a piece!!!
On-Happy-Screw-Year-On!
Floss
PS: Next hash is on SATURDAY, January 9th, starting at Chez Floss where Just Bri will run her ass all over Trumansburg live fashion with me. Chase her! She’s much cuter and more fun to pants than me! lol