IH3 Trail #637

Once again, we had the best trail of the season, with a lovely, motley, muddy ASSortment out on the far north side of HHHammond today. BTN: Hares: Toothy Lunker, Fishy Fingers, Trojan (allegedly) Number of BN: 1 Number of BC checks r*n: 36 Number…

IH3 Trail #635: “Gone Cuntry”

ok so here it goes i got a little drunk on my homebrew at the beginning when i was “learning” names soooooo… hares nurse mailbait head to toe(auto hare) butt flossil (rescue hare) hounds coco PG winkey dinky les….whatever his hash name is ufo…

IH3 Trail #623: Doctor of Vernal Muddiness

Eight (or nearly thereabouts) virgins were happily inducted into the world of hashing yesterday in the wild Cornell Plantations, with no major injuries sustained, three BN’s, one HA HA going up the hill by the horse fences, and enough flour to make sure everyone…

IH3 Trail #621: Half-Minds Crossing the Potomac

Thanks to Wowwie and PG, the Itha-Wanks enjoyed a lovely trail in the wilds of Hector NF. Virgin Polley came out for a stroll with her counterpart Just Christen, and she found us some tasty and delicious ramps, a member of the allium family…

IH3 Trail #610: A Very Raindeer Hash

Oh conditions are vernal, unfit for walrus, And our three HRs: sepulchrous, Our sweaters all lack fashion, let’s go hashin’ let’s go hashin’ let’s go hashin’! Santas: Wowwie; PG Raindeer: Bushy, CC, CoCo, Flossil, Jif, Spike, Climbin’ U., V. Kim, Bridesmaid, V. Anise, J….

IH3 Trail #600: Birthday Bonfire Bash!

Hares: Always a Bridesmaid and Porcelain Goddess Hounds & Virgins: A bunch of wankers and poor souls were present. (I assume Spike has an actual attendance list.) Pre-Trail: Sober = Good time to set a tent up. Sober  => Time to drink beer! Trail:…

IH3 Trail #591: Lime Hollow!

Live trail @ Lime Hollow-New Hash ground! Hares-Crimes Against Huge Mammaries, Man-O-Whore Hounds- Hoosier Naddy Co-co Nurse-ta-kill-ya Head-to-Toe-In-Utero Butt Floss PeeGee Just..ummmmm, just ummmm………I forgot. Live trail with MOW as the live hare, Crimes as the pre-set helper and sweeper of lost hounds. Off…

IH3 Trail #585: Sunny Day at Hammond Hill

Ithaca Hash #585: Happy Sunny Day at Hammond Hill 21 February 2010 Hares: Always a Bridesmaid Master Baster Just Shut Up And Drink (JSUAD) Virgin: Tracie, brought by Glassterbater Hounds: Assquashticus Erectus Hot Lips Doris Dicktoria Glassterbater Just Allison Just Ivan Hoosier Naddy Cold…

IH3 Trail #586: A Hasher Comes to Town, A Hasher Leaves Town

A stranger came to the town of Ithaca one day. It was an overcast day, gray and cloudy, utterly typical of Ithaca in the doldrums of Febrary’s dregs. Cock A Doodle Doo Me’s first visit to Ithaca included noble aspirations of a off-weekend hash…

IH3 Trail #583: Sluggy Shiggy Hash at Taughannock

Hares:  Hot Lips and Just Jen Hounds: Butt Floss Head to Toe in Utero Porcelain Goddess Master Baster Jiffy Lube UFO Bedside Poledancer Always a Bridesmaid ( with FRB and Hailey in tow) Glasterbator Ivan Cornejo – Virgin AssSquash Just Betsey Some thoughts (incomplete…