A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Hares: Hot Lips and Just Jen
Hounds:
Butt Floss
Head to Toe in Utero
Porcelain Goddess
Master Baster
Jiffy Lube
UFO
Bedside Poledancer
Always a Bridesmaid ( with FRB and Hailey in tow)
Glasterbator
Ivan Cornejo – Virgin
AssSquash
Just Betsey
Some thoughts (incomplete and fragmented as they may be):
started off with a fire and some warming hot chocolate
three virgins showed up but only one stayed
and one had even bailed from a hash before
(clearly there are some hashers who have difficulties with virgins)
off to find trail with warnings that it may be more than three hash marks to a false trail (oh, virgin hares)
baster finds the on-in trail!
and the correct trail is found
some worries about a true hound and the road but soon we’re in the shiggy
well and truly in the shiggy with a butt slide down a steep slope
frb finds an on-on ball found, later used by baster to ward off ninjas
found an “ice rink” at a hash rest and lost ufo and bedside
time to spread out and seek trail
baster managed to find another wrong trail – down an icy slope
off on trail again to another hash check
notice the trail up an icy slope that baster found before – one false trail eliminated
find true trail and follow to a stream
meander along the stream, trying to avoid wet feet
have to go through a cuvlert – wet feet all around! (except for one among us who goes up and over)
follow the stream down to a crossing point
no wet feet here as we cross on ice
along a fence on the edge of a cliff and across a mini chasm we go
over or under the fence, through the cabins and down the stairs
watch out for a hash crash
down the beach to the pier
but, wait, where’s the beer?
THOSE MOTHERBURGERS – they stole our beer
we make sad faces for the record
to add insult to injury a drizzly cold rain begins
a clear trail back to where beer awaits
(some among us choosing a more direct route)
beer and hot chocolate upon arrival
hot dogs arrive shortly, delivered by hot lip’s wife
(floss had to call her as hot lips was ashamed that he forgot the hot dogs)
time for circle!
down-downs all around, some notables following
we had to punish the hares for a truly shitty trail
we had a virgin among us, brought by glasterbastor
he was prepped on the car ride to the hash but couldn’t get glasterbator’s name right
ufo and bedside returned for circle and some down-downs (bobbitts!)
including a side down-down in celebration of a birthday and a down-down for r*cism
there were new shoes to be christened
cums-latelys to be welcomed back
tech on trail, even if for the benefit of the hash, needed to be punished
new hair? what’s up with all these changes…
pg received “who said head” award for being appropriately decked out in purple
the hash went in peace
and the hash got a piece
–Just Betsey