A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Series of haikus from your hashing enjoyment: April the Fourteenth. A sizable crowd gathered at Monkey Run Road. Good friends and sunny! Hi Spike and Just Scott! Do you like my new glasses? No lost lens this time! PG was our…
On a gorgeous blustery day in February, indeed practically on the very birthday of foundling hare Itty Bitty Cocker Titty, seven intrepid bright-eyed bushy-tailed souls came out to follow a trail in the woods by Cold Cocked’s ever-evolving domicile upon Hunt Hill. Though chalk…
Hash #678 Grape Expectations 1/20/13 Hares: Hot Lips and 4% Erectus (FIRST LAY!!) Hounds: Master Baster Flesh Flaps Kickstand Tastes Like 10th Grade Ookie Cookie Spike Ass Full of White Man Flesh Flaps’ Loverboy (Whose name escapes me at the moment, sorry!) 1little2little3littlehalf-minds 4little5little6littlehalf-minds…
It was a lovely overcast afternoon as Butt Floss, Spike and I headed up through the vibrant metropolis of Fabius, on the way to enjoy the OnOnDoga H3’s 10th trail ever. Not a minute had passed before one of the two dozen assembled wankers…
The water towers stood on a slight rise just on the edge of Ithaca. Not remarkable water towers by any means, They were constructed with proportions which more or less exactly failed to please the eye. It’s widely known that water towers do not…
I’ll give it a go… Hashers arrived in the afternoon on Friday from many and various destinations. There was a prelube brewery/winery hop to a few sites inthe area of the camp, which means that many campers arrived in fine fettle.Tents were erected and…
The Wedding of Panic Button (Harrisburg-Hershey H3) and Siren Cums Loudly (Reading H3) by Master Baster, RA, Ithaca H3 Dearly Besotted, we are gathered here in the presence of Gispert and the pack to bond these two half-minds in unholy mattress moaning. This day…
Trail #661:Totally Unsupervised Mayhem in 6-mile Creek Hares: Dong of the Dead and her sister Just Catherine Hounds Present: Spike Ookie Cookie WowMomWow Tastes Like 10th Grade Country Cock Porcelain Goddess Master Baster Lots of Virgins and Justs: Just Jessica, Dustin, Peter, Rob, Kara,…
THE RETURN OF MR. STIFFY HASH By Mr. Stiffy It was a beautiful June day, when Mr. Stiffy found himself driving home from his sister’s house in NJ, cruising up I-81 around 2pm, and saw the exit sign that said “Ithaca–thataway. He thought maybe, just maybe,…
I’m sure I’m forgetting lots, but these are some of the things we learned on trail Sunday, June 6: – It always rains at least one day of the Ithaca Festical. – Gispert was nice enough to help us out with a little sunshine…