IH3 Trail #637

Once again, we had the best trail of the season, with a lovely, motley, muddy ASSortment out on the far north side of HHHammond today.

BTN:

Hares: Toothy Lunker, Fishy Fingers, Trojan (allegedly)
Number of BN: 1
Number of BC checks r*n: 36
Number of BC checks proposed to r*n by Trojan: 145
Quantity of such to occur in sequence, theoretically: 100
Scenic views enjoyed thoroughly (allegedly): 2<x<6
Prizes awarded: Hashit, from WowMomWow to Nurse Takillya
Allegation: Flagrant listserv abuse
Names issued: 1
Hashers named Polley to be named: 1
Names bestowed: 1
Names conveyed: Steady Head
Whales owned by Old McDonald: 13
Wankers arrived by bike: 1
Bike-arriving wankers named just Mike standing above six foot tall with a cute butt, according to certain ladies present: 1

Awaiting the formal rehash from our talented & amazing Climbin’ and Nora, Gispert smiles upon us all.

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