A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
The guilty: Little Miss Muffet and Turtle Wax Present and accounted for: Dances with Head, Spike, BallWrinkle, Half Monty, LOA, Floss, Bitch Squeeler, Just Lynn, Just Meagan and Just Andrew. (I have too few brain cells to be accountable for missing anyone). It was…
Once upon a time (like yesterday), in a warm (by Ithaca standards) and sunny land (like Danby), the Ithaca Hash House Harriers gathered together for the 424th Ithaca Hash (fanfare, fanfare, etc.). All (well, most) of the hash regulars were there, including Dances, Monte…
The Accused: Hungman, Just Wayne, Crime(s): Too Numerous to Mention Time: 2-ish PM Place: Castaways Bar, Ithaca, NY Motive: To drink more BEER! Accomplices: Spike, Dances with Head, Pussy Pong, Little Oral Annie, Floss, 1/2 Monty, Just Lynn, Just Chandra, Just Andrew, Little Miss…
The Day That Monty Sprinted by Muffet Feb 2, 2004….hash #???… uh, Spike? where the hell is Spike when you need him? Well, whatever number it was, it was one more than the last one two weeks ago and one less than the next…
RE-Hash January 18, 2004 For the faithful Sunday brings a day of reflection and reconciliation. For the fateful Sunday brings the Hash. On this Sunday the 18th day of January in the year of 2004 no one was disappointed. On this January day in…
REHASH–#420: LOA & Floss’ Hashwarming House Trial So here I am, sitting in my office, looking out the frost covered windows at ice-covered Route 590, and the tragicomedy of vehicles slamming into each other because they apparently think THEIR vehicle has more traction than…
Holiday Re-hash @ Dances 12/21/03 Holiday HASH at Dances with Head’s apartment. The start time was 2:00 PM. I figured since I would be driving in from Owego, over Buffalo Hill to Hammond Hill into Dryden that I should play it safe and leave…
Disclaimer: Some of the facts presented here may be exaggerated!… 🙂 A spin the bottle hash! What an excitement. Starting at the Chanticleer! So I get there, on time, only to find Dances sitting at the bar and drinking his beer. I guess he…
It was bright and sunny but oh so cold as I pulled into the bank of Groton in the small hamlet of Moravia. As I pulled in I saw Extra Testicle and Just Pat and Pat’s Daughter Just Katie as well as Bitch Squelor…
Rehash — weekend of 10/24/2003 It was the weekend before Halloween, and all through Ithaca, the ghosts and ghoulies were getting restless. One hash wasn’t enough for those wankers, so they had three. Sunday, Oct. 26th — After recovering from a nasty hangover and…