IH3 Trail #444

It was a muddy day for the start of the Toothy Lunker and Ball Wrinkle hash which started on Cornell’s Plantations. Joining us were Dances, P.Pong, Monty, ET, Spike, Hound Whore, Road Kill, JSUAD, Lick Her Harder, Brother of JUSAD, Just Eric, Hot Lips,…

IH3 Trail #446

…. and the winter moved into Trumansburg harshly, bringing with it diffuse sunshine and a brutal fourty-degree wind chill. Hashers from all over Tompkins County huddled in the living room, kitchen, dining room, bathroom, bedroom, back porch, driveway, and lawn of Butt Floss and…

IH3 Trail #443

It was the 21 st of November a Hash I’ll always remember. The sky was clear and fifteen hashers were here! A virgin run for Just Ali’s fun, Captain Slimey and his Dad W.T. who seems to think his old name stinks so he…

IH3 Trail #442

RE-Hash 442 November 7 2004 Hares: Harry Condom Jr. and Hung Man Present an acunted for: DWH, P.P. E.T., Bitch Squealer, Ball Wrinkle, Hound Whore, 1/2 Monty, and a warm welcome to new finger lakes transplants Pippi Shlongstocking and Cocksmith. If I forgot any…

IH3 Trail #441

Ithaca 441st Hash (by my count, don’t know if that’s right), 10/24/2004 ————————— Accused: Little Oral Annie, Up Her Alley, Phil MeCrackin, Tequilla Bill, Spike, Butt Floss, Bitch Squealer, Rub My Klondike Bare, Hound Whore, Extra Testicle, Three Times A Weenie, Pussy Pong, Dances…

IH3 Trail #440

Rehash #440 So as I remember… It was a sort of shitty day…very appropriate to Ithaca, sort of drizzly and no sun in sight. After trying to convince *69 and Just Benedict that they should go hashing too, and getting some lame excuses, I…

IH3 Trail #439

It was probably one of the last gorgeous days we are going to see in Ithaca for another 9 months or so. Quite a few of us, decided that it was a perfect day for hashing, especially through the Cornell campus, and in particular…

IH3 Trail #438

ANOTHER ITHACA HASH SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!….. It’s now Sunday, 9/12/04 and Tequila Bill and Staffy Puller are supposed to be setting trail in Shindaigan Hollow today. Alas, the email di-erections indicate that TB sprained his ankle while performing Olympic pummel horse routines on the bed while…

IH3 Trail #437

It was a hot, humid morning as I dashed away from Stewart Park and the “Puddly Event” to take Little Oral Annie up to Toothy Lunker’s kitchenless abode. It was Sunday. Normally a day of rest. But this was no ordinary Sunday. It was…

IH3 Trail #436

REHASH: Date: Sunday August 15 Place: Half Monty’s somewhere on Seneca Lake past Watkins Glen Attendees: Half Monty (hare) Dances With Head Extra Testicle Just Mark (Tucker) Nut Roper Just Molly (virgin) Beaver Bam Bam Balls Bitch Squealer *69 Ball Wrinkle So it all…