IH3 Trail #436

REHASH:

Date: Sunday August 15
Place: Half Monty’s somewhere on Seneca Lake past Watkins Glen
Attendees:
Half Monty (hare)
Dances With Head
Extra Testicle
Just Mark (Tucker)
Nut Roper
Just Molly (virgin)
Beaver Bam Bam Balls
Bitch Squealer
*69
Ball Wrinkle


So it all started like a typical hash, people arriving, drinking beer, snacking, ET lounging in the water sans clothes (at least there was a towel!); then the hash was called to the circle by Half Monty. After checking-it-out the hash went on-up through the woods, which made for some rough-going ’til we hit the RR tracks. Next we hit the ‘ICN‚ on trail (ice cream near) and we got treated to some really good soft-serve, and then it was on to better things, in which case I mean the wineries of course!! Which is a change of pace from the usual high-quality (*ahem*) beer that is on trail. So, there was wine tasting going on as well as some singing–2 hash songs–fortunately for the winery there were no other customers in at that time. Next goal: another winery, but on the way the hasher encountered a ‘HBB‚ on trail, in which case we all stopped and sang a very polite Happy B-day song to a little 5 yr. old named Brianne, who I‚m sure will recall it with much angst during her hypnotherapy sessions in later years. Finally the goal was achieved: with some short cutting and competitive running on trail (which later received a down-down) the hashers hit Glenora Winery; here wine tasting was done, but no singing!! Finally, most of the hashers got a lift from Half Monty; however, in true hash spirit, Ball Wrinkle, ET, Bitch Squealer, and *69 ran to the on-in (or was this really because there was no more room in the car??).

At circle, Half Monty drank for being the hare and also having a dog present; Just Molly drank for being the virgin. Other down-downs were awarded for competitive running on trail, comes lately-s, to a no-crash hash by Nut Roper, and some other accusations. ET was re-awarded the big balls award after it was taken from its ‘caretaker‚ Bitch-Squealer. This of course had nothing to do with the fact that Bitch Squealer pants-ed ET in front of the circle–although ET did decide to give a passing motor boat the same view the hashers had. There was an attempt to give Just Mark a name, but nothing was finalized. All of this was followed by an excellent on-after w/ food, beer, champagne, and of course s’mores!

On-On to the next one