A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
The Beaster Bunny is Cumming! The Beaster Bunny is Cumming! When: 4/20 (Y’all know what that means in Ithaca…. ) Where: Taughannock Falls State Park, North Point Parking lot https://goo.gl/maps/KYGSEUEtFTP2 Time: 12:69 PM How Much: $10 Hares: Butt Floss and Porcelain Goddess On After:…
After you’ve participated in or aided and abetted r*cism on Sunday morning at our beloved local Skunk Cabbage event, come show off how stanky you got. Wear your brightest whites and darkest blacks, stripes and tails encouraged! Be ready to chase your Live Hares,…
The P*ssy Hash is back and your hares are taking you Cross Cuntry. Join Flowbs, LayzHer, and Peeg for an education in all things p*ssy. Trail starts at Juniper Drive terminus on the South Hill Recway and delves deep into the crevices and folds…
You Can Pick Your Theme But You Can’t Pick Your………………Trail Wankers! This cumming Sunday, March 10th, will be the most celebrated day for….heh, get this: National Mario Day!, National Blueberry Popover Day!, National Day Light Savings Day!, National Pack Your Lunch Day!, and National…
I’m Not Sitting on My Ass Trail Sunday, Feb 24 at 1:69 HST CHANGE IN LOCATION Location: In an attempt to keep flying limbs away from halfmind heads, we’re moving the start location to the the northwest corner of Cornell’s A Lot. It’s the big…
Polar Vortex got you down? Is Valentine’s Day just another kick in the twat? You don’t have to feel this way. The Hash is there for you. Feel the warm, glowing embrace of Tastes Like 10th Grade and Gobble Gobble as…
Wankers! In anticipation of balls dropping around the globe, Doris Dicktoria and Shiggy Shaman will make the New Year come again. Bring $5 hash cash and dress inappropriately. When: Sunday, Dec 30 at 1:69 Where: Flat Rocks at the Cornell Botanical Gardens
Shave Your Date – January 12, 2019 Floss’s 18th Anal … YES 18!!! … First of the Screw Year Hash Cum one! Cum all! Cum with ME!!! … as I lead you through the slums of Trumansburg on another… …. Floss’s Anal Screw Year…
Wankers It’s time for a return to the fine town of Dryden and the Dryden Hotel. This weeks trail will commence from Montgomery Park (right behind the Hotel) at hash standard time of 1:69. In celebration of Nation Special Education day, we will serve…
Worried about weekend lethargy? Concerned about desiccated liver, expanding waistline, persistent lumbago, toxic family, or pernicious boredom? Sweat no more, for the Ithaca Hash House Harriers presents its annual autumnal timbres of ON IN to Pleasant Hovel once more—bring yourself, your customs, your backsliders,…