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Hash #978

Welcome Hashers to Trail # 978 on Sunday, January 23 at 12:69pm. Yeah it is early!!!

This day’s theme seeks to honor the birthday of John Hancock, who sported the biggest signature on the Declaration of Independence. So find your “signature”, whatever that might be, and go BIG! But seriously, dress warm you wankers; it is winter.

Trail is in the lovely Danby State Forest and will begin on Michigan Hollow Rd at the Abbott loop West trail head. If you go past Smiley Rd then you have passed it. Just look for my damn car.

$5 gets you circle beer, trail beer, shots, and frostbite.

Puppers welcome.

Virgins Free!

If anyone knows a good on-after nearby then please bring that suggestion.

Hash #978 -cancelled

Trail #978 (off-schedule trail) Cum in my Full Moon

Date changed due to poor scheduling of weather on the part of one of the hares. Not saying it’s Spike’s fault, but it probably is.

Your Hares Cumboy Wonder and Spike invite you to a spectacular full moon hash on Monday Tuesday 1/18/2022 starting at 6:39 pm at the top of the parking garage at 235 S Cayuga St.

This is a wolf moon and and an Ice moon or in pagan circles an old moon. Hash attire according to where you may connect. I would estimate this trail to be between 1 and 69 miles long.

Notes: No pups as we will be in pubs.

Please have your vaccine card or a photo of. IDs would be good as well.

Extra cash if you want more to drink than we are offering.

On after is wherever we can find a place that is open.

This Hash is on Harrier Central App. If you are on the app let me know so I can add you to our kennel. If you need the app then go to the app store and get it.

Hash #977

Break out your radiation suits, dust off your elephant’s feet, and charge up your Pipboys as Crawdaddy Cooter and Red, White, and Blueballs present IH3 trail #977:

“A 3 Mile Wetland Disaster”

We will meet in the parking lot of the Cornell Lab of Ornithology at Sapsucker Woods.

We will run .75 miles to a beer near.

We will then run .75 miles to a shot stop.

Afterwards we will run .75 miles to another beer near.

Finally, we will run .75 miles back to the parking lot.

An actual 3 mile disaster.

When: Sunday, Jan 9th

Start time: 12:69 (note early start time!!)

Hash cash: $5 Cash only, as there is No Venmo or PayPal thanks to new tax laws. Bottle caps not accepted.

Hash #976

New Beers Trail

Happy New Beers! Cum to the first trail of 2022 on January 1st, and log your first hash of 2022 with TWO kennels! This combined special edition SOH4/IH3 trail will be brought to you by your bi-hashual hares, Kickstand & BVD.

Cum toast the New Year with NEW BEERS! Instead of hash cash please bring a 4-pack or 6-pack of a new beer to trail to share (*or seltzer/cider/wine). The NEW BEERS will be used to stock coolers at Chalk Talk, Beer Nears, and Circle. Maybe it’s your favorite beer. Maybe it was recommended to you. Maybe you just liked the label. Or maybe you’re just re-gifting it to the hash. 

When: Saturday, Jan. 1, 2022 at 1:69 HST. [Please bring a light source…safety third]

Hash Cash: $0 (see above)

Where: Lime Hollow Nature Center (NOT the main parking area! Parking will be on Gracie Rd.) in Cortland, NY.

On After: TBD? Sent from my iPhone

Hash #974

The 12 SHOTS of Hashmas! ~ Naughty or Nice

Hoes! Hoes! Hoes! Cum ye merry wanks to The 12 SHOTS of Hashmas! ~ Naughty or Nice trail set by your jolly hares: BVD, Gashby, & Layzher! On Sun., Dec. 12th at 12:69 pm HST. We will fill you with nice spirits, because we like you naughty. Cum dressed for the season and be prepared drink, drink, and be merry as we sing hashy carols on our way.

Hash Cash $10 (RSVP’s appreciated)
*Cash accepted. Venmo: @HCIH3 Paypal:

Where: The Creeker! a.k.a. The Fall Creek House, 302 Lake St. Ithaca, NY 14850

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Dogs on leash, Virgins (leash ‘em too), and cums latelies encouraged. Sent from my iPhone

Hash #973

Who: You

What: Trail

When: Sunday 1:69pm HST

Where: Monkey Run rd. parking lot. Monkey Run parking access

Why: Beer?

Theme: Turkey! The Thanksgiving mascot? Yes! The “tough” trail mascot? Also yes! Don your best turkey/trail attire! Or don’t, it’s all good.

Happy Thanksgiving, wanks and wankettes!


Hash #972

From your hares of safety: CumBoy Wonder and DeBasement!

Here ye all ya lovely wankers! Trail #972 of the Ithaca Hash House Harriers will be themed-Daylight Safety Time!

With full disdain of daylight savings time, cum join hares DeBasement and Cumboy Wonder as we seek to drink and safety our troubles away.

Trail begins at 1:69pm this Sunday at Stewart Park (front of park by lake). There will be safety and beers and wine (duh) and minimal shiggy trail as we traverse the streets of grand old Ithaca. Hounds welcome on leash. $5 hash cash (virgins free).

Hash #971

*** Halloweenie is coming! ***

Please note!!!!!! Bring your ID & proof of COVID vaccination on trail with you (card, photo, Excelsior Pass, etc.)

Listen up all you spooky wankers! Your hares, Porcelain Goddess and Arachnoflowbia, invite you to this year’s HALLOWEENIE HASH! Detrails below if you dare…

When: Saturday, October 30th

Also when: 5:69 PM HST

Where: Meet at Liquid State Brewing in Ithaca for prelube.

Why: Because we love to dress up and drink even when it’s not Halloween so why the fuck wouldn’t we do it up when IT IS HALLOWEEN!?

Hash cash: $10 will buy you beer and shot stops but you’ve gotta buy your own drinks at LS before trail because we’re cheap bastards like that.

Costumes required? I want to say yes, but honestly if you show up without a costume, we’ll just make one for you from whatever treasures we find on trail and I’m not sure you’re gonna want that.

Virgins? Yes, especially for sacrificial purposes a la Jennifer’s Body.

Hounds? Nope, leave those sweet puppers at home as this is a concrete jungle trail.

Planning to follow your motto of “better late than pregnant?” Text one of your hares if you’re cumming late and we’ll probably let you know where to meet us. Get at Flowbie = 607-280-4552 for directions; get at PG = 607-342-1341 for dick pics.


On-hashers are the best at Halloween so don’t you dare disappoint-On!

Hash #970

Next Saturday afternoon, join your hares, Cummando Cobbler, Country Cock, and yours truly, for an international beer banquet! Come dressed as a citizen of your favorite country for the traditional costume contest.

Meet at Bald Hill and Station Road, off 96B south in Danby State Forest at 1:69pm. Turkey and Eagle options, no Ballbuster this time (sorry). Friendly dogs and virgins welcome — BRING HASH PRIZES!!
(where is the Bobbit mannequin?!?)



Hash #969

Cum one, cum all to the Pull Out Your Mushroom Tip Hash this Sunday at 1:69 in the Fingerlakes National Forest.

What if it Drip Drip Drips?

Rain or Stormy Daniels, I hope to see you all dressed as your favorite mushroom, mushroom-shaped-appendage or famous Dickhead.

Dog friendly trail, but bring leashes for rogue virgins. Orange vests for doggos is a fine idea as Bow Season has begun.

Start at the Gorge Trailhead on Mark Smith Rd.

Gorge Trail Trailhead