Hash #1063

***Extra Special Off-Week Saturday Trail Announcement*** Yippee ki yay buckaroos, buckaraas, buckareys. Take a little trip west on that pony express and behold the lengths Penguin and Miss D. are willing to travel to hang out with a bunch of wankers in the woods(it’s…

Hash #1061

This Sunday! Low Country Boil pt 2: The Cootering. $15 hash cash gets you a short (yes really this time) trail followed by an on after broil by Plaidy and lots of cold beers to drink. It’s gonna be awesome. Dogs and housebroken virgins…

Hash #1060

Zip line – check. Slip-N-Slide check. Cherries to pop – check. There will be real food. There will be beer. There will be excessive heat. There will be a big tent. Oh, and there will be trail starting at 3100 Agard Road, Trumansburg (same…

Hash #1059

Happy Pride Trail from your colorful hares, Footstuff and KickyAs we approach summer, we’re heading back to the woods for the 6.9 trail in Kennedy State Forest – see link for the parking area . We will have T/E splits but the eagle trail…

Hash #1058

Chubsucker and Just Pete present the IH3 Immoral Day Miniskirt Hash! Date: SUNDAY, May 26 Time: 1:69 Location: Cass Park (somewhat remote ball field parking lot)https://www.google.com/maps/place/Cayuga+Waterfront+Trail,+Ithaca,+NY+14850/@42.4517372,-76.5148013,18z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x89d0817d314f1455:0xdea9289664cc2574!8m2!3d42.4517358!4d-76.5138909!16s%2Fg%2F11g5_gbx8k?entry=tts&g_ep=EgoyMDI0MDUxOC4wKgBIAVAD That’s right, you heard correctly…miniskirt hash! All you wanks better be showing some leg this Immoral Day weekend!…

Hash #1057

Shiggy Shaman’s MILF Day Trail Date: SATURDAY, May 11 Time: 1:69 Location: Salt Point Boat Launch It’s the time of year when April showers have brought forth May flowers and frisky moms all over the country are having a damned fine time thanks to mother…

Hash #1055

Trail 📣Flour, Flower, Weeds, Weed, Bud, Buds, it’s all shiggy man… Join your Hares, Forced Wood, Debasement, ET Bonehome and pretend Jizzy will be there considering I’m writing this. If it’s a shit show blame the other 3. Where? Mulholland Wildlife Preserve https://maps.app.goo.gl/rcrvXVEKnZqNy3FJA?g_st=ic When?…

Hash #1054

Chenango?! Where the hell is Chenango?!This Sunday, April 14th, Just Rachel, virgin Hare, is setting a devilish trail in the Chenango Valley State Park with co-hare, Shiggy Shaman.Cum prepared for wooded trails, rocks and tree roots, some mud, possible turkey/eagles, beer and shots, but…

Hash #1053

Pre-eclipse hash! Bring your orienteering and tracking skills, magnifying and eclipse glasses, binoculars and telescopes, maps and compasses as we navigate gorgeous terrain in the heart of Ithaca on the eve of catching a glimpse of an actual total eclipse. Cum prepared for shiggy,…

Hash #1052

It is Beaster eg….ok it is not. Sorry Floss. 3/30/24, SOH4 and IH3, and ummmm..MFH3 (hmmm) team up to set an epic trail in the shadow of Auburn Prison. Note Ithaca, this is a Saturday trail. Join us,UC and Cumboy @ 1:69 pm in…