The Beaster Bunny is Cumming!
The Beaster Bunny is Cumming!
When: 4/20 (Y’all know what that means in Ithaca…. )
Where: Taughannock Falls State Park, North Point Parking lot https://goo.gl/maps/KYGSEUEtFTP2
Time: 12:69 PM
How Much: $10
Hares: Butt Floss and Porcelain Goddess
On After: Chez Floss with a keg of BEER
After you’ve participated in or aided and abetted r*cism on Sunday morning at our beloved local Skunk Cabbage event, come show off how stanky you got.
Wear your brightest whites and darkest blacks, stripes and tails encouraged!
Be ready to chase your Live Hares, Baster and Tasty, through the rabid wild.
Leave at home:
The P*ssy Hash is back and your hares are taking you Cross Cuntry. Join Flowbs, LayzHer, and Peeg for an education in all things p*ssy.
Trail starts at Juniper Drive terminus on the South Hill Recway and delves deep into the crevices and folds of Ithaca. Meet at 2pm HST Sunday March 24 dressed as your favorite p*ssy. Extra points if you’re anatomical.
$5 gets you p*ssy-licious trail, beer, shots, and a knowledge of p*ssy that will astound your friends and family. Virgins and dogs are welcome, but should be leashed around p*ssy.
You Can Pick Your Theme But You Can’t Pick Your………………Trail
Wankers! This cumming Sunday, March 10th, will be the most celebrated day for….heh, get this: National Mario Day!, National Blueberry Popover Day!, National Day Light Savings Day!, National Pack Your Lunch Day!, and National Women & Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day!
Join the threesome of March hares: Great Gashby, Shiggy Shaman, and, special guest, 50 Shades of Glaze for a well-hared and hounded romp around Ithaca. With so many fine holidaze on this date, we’re letting you do the choosing of how you wanna cum to trail. So, for example, if you want to pack blueberry popovers in your lunch and bring it to trail dressed as a Super Mario Bros character, show up an hour off of what time you think it might be, (because who can re-member what time it is?), and tell every woman and girl you meet about HIV and AIDS, go ahead!
When? 1:69 HST (Don’t forget to reset your clocks at 2am prior to this.)
Where does trail begin? At Great Gashby’s abode, 210 S. Corn Street, Ithaca
Why? Because we can.
This trail is dog-friendly. On After will be at Liquid State Brewing.
I’m Not Sitting on My Ass Trail
Sunday, Feb 24 at 1:69 HST
CHANGE IN LOCATION
Location: In an attempt to keep flying limbs away from halfmind heads, we’re moving the start location to the the northwest corner of Cornell’s A Lot. It’s the big parking lot off of Pleasant Grove Rd. .
Winter weather got you feeling lays-ee? Or did you maybe drink too much Franzia wine at last weekend’s WInterhash, and you still haven’t shaken that hangover? No matter the reason, get off your ass and come to trail this Sunday! You’ll love it, in some strange sort of way that only halfminds can understand.
We won’t know what the weather will be like until that day, so don’t dress reasonably or respectably. We’re hashers, after all, by Gispert!
For $5, you can expect cheap beer, shots at a stop, and crunchy chips. Hash hounds on leash will make trail all the more enjoyable. Bring virgins with a sense of adventure and their worst singing voices.
Your winter hare,
Polar Vortex got you down?
Is Valentine’s Day just another kick in the twat?
You don’t have to feel this way.
The Hash is there for you. Feel the warm, glowing embrace of Tastes Like 10th Grade and Gobble Gobble as we take you on a journey to celebrate YOU and encourage you to LOVE YOURSELF (multiple times a day, if necessary).
What to bring [PAY ATTENTION, HALF-MINDS] :
– Valid ID or you may be left out in the cold
– Your favorite example of how you take care of you
– $5 Hash cash
– Extra $$ just in case something catches your fancy (no purchase required)
– Hash Awards hidden in the back of your closet
What NOT to bring:
– Your dog, or you may be left out in the cold
– Your Mom, unless she’s cool
Sunday, February 10, 2019
702 Willow Ave
635 W State St.
Wankers! In anticipation of balls dropping around the globe, Doris Dicktoria and Shiggy Shaman will make the New Year come again. Bring $5 hash cash and dress inappropriately.
When: Sunday, Dec 30 at 1:69
Where: Flat Rocks at the Cornell Botanical Gardens
Shave Your Date – January 12, 2019
Floss’s 18th Anal … YES 18!!! … First of the Screw Year Hash
Cum with ME!!! … as I lead you through the slums of Trumansburg on another…
…. Floss’s Anal Screw Year Hash!!!
SATURDAY, January 12, 2019
12:69 HST- note the earlier start time
8 Corey St
Hash Cash for this event is $15.00, due to the below…
There will be BEER!
There will be trail!
( let’s see how many we can lose on trail this year. LOL)
There will be Champagne!
There will be fun shit to do! (Just kidding)
There will be food! (anybody remember how many sheet pizzas we went through last year?)
There will be a KEG!
There will be SEX! (most likely not for me though … as is typical)
There will be hot tub shenanigans!!! (I hope…lol One way, or another, I’ll get the bitch fired up this year…if only for a day. lol)
There will be crash space …. of sorts…..
Bimbos can all pile into my bed. (Just leave room for me……lol)
I can’t believe that I have been hosting you Wankers for 18 years. Lol
It’s time for a return to the fine town of Dryden and the Dryden Hotel. This weeks trail will commence from Montgomery Park (right behind the Hotel) at hash standard time of 1:69.
In celebration of Nation Special Education day, we will serve you “specials” a very special fritter concoction (it’s also National Fritter Day). Cum dressed in your best “special”/fritter attire. The weather suppose to be warm(ish) but moist so cum prepared.
Hash cash is only 500 pennies or the equivalent. Dogs will need to be leashed which is also a good idea for virgins. On after of course is the ‘Dryden Hotel. Best to park in the park so we don’t clog the hotels lot.
Your Special Hares
Cumboy Wondering and Kicking the Stand
Worried about weekend lethargy? Concerned about desiccated liver, expanding waistline, persistent lumbago, toxic family, or pernicious boredom?
Sweat no more, for the Ithaca Hash House Harriers presents its annual autumnal timbres of ON IN to Pleasant Hovel once more—bring yourself, your customs, your backsliders, your Hash Awards (Sleeve of Shame? Bobbit? Horse’s Ass? Hashit? Beulah?), and whatever your finest, dankest Thanksgiving
goodness extant—to this year’s edition of IH3 PRIME LEFTOVERS TRAIL, around the wilds of Pleasant-Hovel-Upon-Monkey-R*n.
•Hares: Master Baster & Porcelain Goddess
•411: 59 Mt. Pleasant Road, 14850
•Time: **12:69PM HST, Sunday 11/Twenty-Vife**
•T/E Split?: ON-ON is encouraged, with ALL NEW sights on a LIVE TRAIL format. Peegee hosts the on-on-on with a fire for those inclined toward Art & Chat for Team NLC.
•BYOBF: Feel free to bring your Prime Leftovers and Quality Bev to share.
•Hounds: *Well-socialized* only, leashed!
•Hashit: Clean out your closets and sheds, f’G’ssake—THE HASHIT MUST PASS ON!
•Garb: Dress to Excess
•Virgins & Justs: sure?
•HC: Still 5€!
•RU: ON IN!