From your hares, Cozy Crotch and Justine the Fawn F*cker:
Welcome to trail #988 of the Ithaca Hash House Harriers. Not really good at themes, but wearing cammo and flannel always gets big points with us! Your Hares, Cozy Crotch and Justine the Fawn F*cker, will lead you on a Tour de Shiggy through the Lawless Lands of Berkshire and Richford. There will be Shiggy so wear protection. On trail you may encounter foxes, coyotes, feral cats, farmers, and semi feral hippies so wear protection. There will be an on after cook out at our house which also happens to be where the H*sh starts. We will provide the meats and veggie type disks. So feel free to bring a side dish along. See trail 987 for guidelines. Kickoff is a 1:69 Location is 748 Jewett Hill Road, Berkshire, NY 13736. I don’t do pin drops (Cozy hides all the sharp objects from me). Trail is dog friendly. Virgins are welcome. Especially, since there has not been one in Berkshire since the last Millenium.