IH3 #682: Steak & BJ Day

What has steak, blow jobs, and birthdays all rolled in to one? Sunday’s trail!! Hares: Head, Nurse and PG (I know your dreams have come true already!) Where: Head’s house: 61 Straits Corners Rd, Candor NY.    Stop whining, it’s not that far. Plus, we…

Ithaca Hash #681: Spike Never Sets Trail

I can’t decide on which forest to set a muddy trail in, so i’ve decided to set in Northeast Ithaca instead, just to encourage attendance. The hash will start at my house: 520 Warren Road. Some people will be able to park in the…

#680: A Tale of Two Cocks

Prepare yourself for cock ‘r titties induction into hare-dom, by yours truly, the flour-less wonder…. COCO!. …I promise to use more flour then ever before…. we will have special challenges along the way as well as the standard running around in the woods/snow/etc…..oh and…

IH3 #679: Stupid Bowl Hash!

Welcome to the Annual Stupid Bowl Hash! Start at the Lady Bug Pub 3447 West Seneca Road Trumansburg NY 2:69 PM Stupor Hash Time.  Come stumble through the woods, try you hand at some football follies, come help us ponder questions, like: why do…

IH3 #678: Grape Expectations Hash

Sunday’s Hash will be held on a spectacularly beautiful day in central New York. Start location will be the Cornell Orchards salesroom along Rt. 366 across from the Vet School, 1:69 pm. The theme for the day will be “fruit,” of course. Most creative…

#677: First of the Screw Year!

Wankers and Wankerettes!!! Cum-one, Cum-all (just not in the hot tub…ewww!) to Floss’s Anal First of the Screw Year Hash!!!  I don’t exactly know what number this one is…but lets call it Lucky #13….just for shits and giggles. When???  – SATURDAY, January 5, 2013  …

IH3 #676: Hashmas Cuntillion!

A hashing we will go a Hashing we will go, come on out even if your slow! Saturday (YES Saturday) December 22nd 2:00 PM @ the Lady Bug Pub 3447 West Seneca Rd Trumansburg, NY Christamas Cuntillian will be had… come to prance thru…

This Sunday: Fall Creeker 1:69PM

Hi, all. This Sunday’s trail will kick off at the intersection of Comfort and Bald Hill Rds. in Danby at 1:69. Wear some bright clothes. Bring virgins. Bring old-timers. Bring hounds. Bring your smiley faces. We’ll see what’s left of them at the end……

IH3 #673: Turkey Haze

Good Morning Hashers! Join Dong of the Dead and WowMomWow for our post-Thanksgiving hash on Sunday at 1:69 pm! In order to stay true to the gluttony and laziness that is Thanksgiving, we are setting a lovely TURKEY trail for all of you:) All…

IH3 #672: Tasty’s Downtown Rampage

November 11th is Veteran’s Day and it is also a Hashing Day! We can honor our Hash Roots by coming out wearing whatever you feel patriotic in, drinking beer, leaving no Fallen Soldiers and no Hasher behind! Expect special down-downs for those of us…