IH3 #707: It’s a Blunderful Life!

Winter Wankers, This Sunday’s hash will be LIVE starting at Montgomery Park in beautiful downtown Dryden – see link below. Start will be 1:69PM.  It is an A to A trail. Dogs – only if they are leashed. Expect cold, snow, shiggy (I know…

IH3 #706: Ugly Xmas Sweaters III!

SUNDAY December 8th. 1:69pm HST Meet at the Fall Creek House (affectionately known as the Creeker among locals). 302 Lake St, Ithaca. Let’s begin the holiday season with ugly Xmas sweaters on our backs and beers in our hands! PG has surprises in store…

IH3 #704: Return of Son of Mount Pleasant Madness

​Wankers, Half-Minds, Harriers — lend me your beers! This Sunday we return to mark another iteration of our ig-nobility that has become the Mount Pleasant hashing tradition. In the interests of maximizing the ever-diminu-endo-ing daylight hours, your hosts will throw open the coolers and…

IH3 #703: The 12 Year Itch

Hey Y’all…. In preparation for this Sunday’s upcuming hash….I offer up the following from our last excursion in this remote area back in 2002……… Dear BW: As director of the Arnot, I’ll admit some significant hesitancy to allow your organization to use the Arnot…

IH3 # 701: Mi-Shigg-an Hollow Cranium Hash!

Fiends! Roamers! Country Bumpkins! Lend me your beers! ​ ‘Tis time once again for a return to the fertile nesting grounds of the trogglehumpers and bogtrotters! Dress ye well in bright seasonal colors for the hunt is on*! Meet your trail guides–Tastes Like 10th…

IH3 #700: Silly Hats Only

Ok everybody, someone gave me permission to set trail again…. Or no one noticed that I am setting. Either way, another coco wonder hash is to be had. We will be starting at Hammond hill main parking lot, and I am sure someone will…

IH3 #699: Gone Cuntry!

Cum one cum all to the 2nd semi-anal Gone Cuntry Hash in the wilds of Summerhill, set by your dutifully dirty half minds Male Bait and Nurse TaKillYa.   Trail will commence at 2:69 HST from 726 Lick St. in  Summerhill, NY. …and because…

IH3 #699: 69 in Lime

Ok. Decisions have been made. This Sunday’s trail will be Lime themed in honor or its location – Lime Hollow Nature Center in Cortland. Wear your best lime colored or 69 trail gear. We will have lime flavored drinks and snacks. Note – trail…

IH3 #694: Hector–Take 2!

Hey IthaWanks! So, our lovely GM coerced Tasty and I into setting trail for this Sunday.  AND SHE DIDN’T EVEN USE SEX TO DO IT!!!  SHAME ON HER!!! As a result….you will all be subjected to a totally shitty trail up in the National…

IH3 #693: Grassroots Hangover Recovery!

Wankers, On be-half of our hare for Sunday’s trail, Pubic Offender, I’m pleased to report that we look forward to an A-to-A+ format, with the Soup-Or-Seekrit ending location to include circle, horseshoe pitching and a BBQ with veggie options. Start: @2:69PM HST from Collegetown…