A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Dearest Wankers, Wankerettes, Wankeroos, Silly Boos, and just plain Weiners! “Putting the finger back in the Fingerlakes Trail” is this week’s theme. Trail is brought you by the all powerful triumvirate of Plaidypussy, Debasement and virgin hare Jizz Wiz! Think of all the ways you…
Trail this Saturday 3/7/2020 @ 2:69 Hares: Head 2 Toe and the Great Gashby! Theme: Happy Fucking Rainbow, Unicorn, Giltter Birthday Bash! Where: The Creeker (302 Lake St, Ithaca, NY 14850) No doggos, but bring your Virgins for Sacrifice! Bring Your ID and your…
This week’s hash will start at the Hammond Hill parking lot on Hammond Hill Road. 14:00. $5. ’Nuf said.
Howdy Wankers, Come to Groton for Sir Hornicator’s Hometown Hash! Sunday, January 26. Meet at Sykes Park at 1:69pm and follow flour to a clearing in the woods behind the pool. Pin drop here. There will be beer! There will be Shiggy! There will…
It’s Screw Year time!!! 🍾🎉🥳 Come one, Come all, Come often!(but not in my bedroom unless I’m invited 😈😁) Come celebrate the beginning of a new decade of decadence at Floss’s 21st Anal Screw Year Hash (can you believe it!? … this event is…
Hash 12:69pm Sin-day 12/15 Location: Cass park by the kiddie garden 12 stops and so many bday side-sides that we might need a spank tunnel. Flowbie Shittakie Handy Just Amanda Baster And…
IH3 Off-Week: V for Virginity Trail on 11/5+5 “Remember, remember, the 5+5th of November— …the marching-powder treason and plot— I can’t remember the 5+5th of November, and some stranger has crashed in my cot…” Wankers — join Hare Baster and his Goddess for a…
Come one, come all to the Great Halloweenie Hash of 2019. Let your hares, Porcelain Goddess and Thank You Cum Again, lead you on a spooky journey through the dark nooks of Ithaca. $20 gets you all the drinks you can drink. For a…
The Bare Witch Project Attention Hashers and Harrierettes! In the woods and fields of the Fingering Lakes, myths and legends abound. But no tale is so terrifying and persistent as that of the BARE WITCH. They say flashes of her bare skin can be…