Wankers of Ithaca H3, we are pleased to announce our customary celebration of spring’s return to the Fingered Lakes by hosting the annual In-Vernal Gathering of Half-Minds! On Sunday, May the Fifth, we welcome back our road-whores from Stinko de Mayo Weekend@H5 by setting a sh*tty trail through the back[door]woods of Hammond Hill, with plenty of comestibles for them’s what want it, and will get it good and hard.
WHERE: Hammond Hill Road Parking Lot, off Irish Settlement Rd. outside Dryden [look for the Big [P] like we always do WHEN: 2:69PM HST — summer hours, plus we know it’s a 4-hour drive from H5 WHY: To acquire a good thirst and satisfy it properly; to deliver us from weekly hangovers; to promote physical fitness amongst us; and to remind our elders they are not as old as they may feelGARB: Wear something suitable — traditional colors are yellow [beer], green [shiggy!], and red [blood!]. HOUNDS: Socialized, trustworthy pups only plz. VIRGINS & BACKSLIDERS: Sure, why not. HASHIT: bring out the Horse’s Ass, the Hashit, the FRB pack, the other Hashit, the Bobbit, the Purple Head, and any other Hashy awards and random hashcrap you have laying around — and make a new one if you like!
[Feel free to share with our neighbors, but not the Fuzz]
Join the 3 Hos of Ithaca for IH3’s 12 Stops of Hashmus!
Deck your balls with all that’s festive and jingle your way around town with us as we celebrate the season. Santa is cummin’ to town and he’s only looking for the naughty hashers!
Hos: PG, Flowbie, Handy
When: Sunday, December 16th @12:69pm HST
Where: 210 S Corn St, Ithaca (Gashby’s!)
(parking on the street or the nearby FLX Fitclub lot)
$10 for all the fun that can fit in your stocking!
Since we are in Bear Swamp Forest our theme will be your best Bare Bear outfit.
For those cuming to the Homer Campout this trail is part of your rego. For you lazy louts it will cost you $5.00. This trail is virgin and dog friendly. It will most likely be mosquito and tick friendly so be prepared.
Join 40 (Philanthropussy) and >40 (PG) for a totally downhill* trail to celebrate being over the hill!
40s! 40s! 40s!
Meet Sunday, June 3, at 2:69pm HST at the terminus of Thomas Road at the south end of Treman State Park (42.400246, -76.588565). Bring virgins, dogs, $5, and your leashed youthfulness. Up-ups are in order to celebrate going down, down, down!
Congregate/conjugate/coagulate/copulate/do what you want, dammit, this is Ithaca! by Stewart Park’s old duck pond at 2:69 for what is guaranteed to be The Greatest Hash Trail of the Day! Corndog Millionaire, assuming he is still alive and ambulatory, will hare, and about damn time, too.