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Hash #987

From CumBoy Wonder:

Welcome to Trail 987 of the Ithaca Hash House Harriers!!! The theme of this trail is Memorial Play! Your Hares Crawdaddy Cooter and Cumboy Wonder promise a day of fun, excitement and cold beer (and wine of course-duh) as we traipse around Ithaca making complete asses of ourselves as we celebrate Memorial Day weekend. Be ready to play!

Trail starts at 1:69pm on Sunday May 29th and begins at Cooters abode at 211 Esty St in lovely Ithaca.

This is a picnic hash and we will be serving hotdogs, hamburgers and veggie burgers after the hash. We ask that hashers bring a dish to pass. Don’t cook? Wegmans makes nice things.

Note that Hash Cash is $7 so we can pay for the meat (yeah I thought something naughty too). Virgins free as usual.

Things to bring-Your own chair if you want to sit. If you have a plastic fold up table then that would be nice too so we have room for stuff.

Hash #986

05/15/22 Trail# 986: May Flowers Trail 🌷

We’ve had April showers…and May showers. Time for some May Flowers. Join your hares, BVD & Shiggy Shaman, for a wild romp around the fields and forrest of Edwards Lake Cliffs in Lansing, NY. We may spot some flowers blooming, but for good measure come dressed to impress according to the flowery theme (sexy bees are also welcome). Will there be a prize for the best dressed at this garden party? Maybe. So, don’t be a shrinking violet, because there will certainly be delicious golden nectar to imbibe.

When: Sunday, May 15, 2022 at 12:69 pm HST
Hash cash: $5
Where: Near 95 Teeter Rd, Lansing, NY Gulf Creek Access Parking
https://goo.gl/maps/dsmzpPgPQkDcFuKa7

Virgins & dogs welcome, but both may need to be on leash at times.

Hash #985

Welcome to Ithaca H3 Hash #985

May 1, 2022

It’s Mayday and a great hash to be gay! Wear your most brightest clothing as we are halfway to summer. Ribbons and lei’s all abound as we commune in nature and frolic in the Danby State Forest looking for flowers and beavers and Beer!

Cumboy has decided to revisit that punishing winter trail he set at the Abbott Loop on Michigan Hollow Rd (42.3145222,-76.4766657) to see if under all of that snow lies greener scenery.

Hash begins at 1:69pm.

Pups welcum.

$5 hash cash gets you beer and maybe a shot and maybe you get shot (it’s your own damn fault)

Virgins are free of course.

Hash #983

Welcome wankers, wanktanks, wankereenistas, whooptydos, whooptydon’ts, and just plain old wanks to Plaidypussy’s Birthday Boof Noveau!

I feel like has been particularly “lifey” for everyone I talk to these days. The vernal season is on us and the wheel of life turns. March was in like a lion and out like a ram in the keister. My birthday (when I got a cold that laid me out) may be past but that doesn’t mean it’s too late to have a party and celebrate a new year! 

Time to turn our faces to the sky and drink in those bits of sun that grace us on occasion in spring.  Let’s celebrate new growth,  new experiences, new friends,  new restaurants,  new beers.  All the fun new things! Boof Noveau!!

Trail is brought to you by your hares Plaidypussy and Just Scott. We’ve got a nice romp for you planned in some new territory in Enfield. There’s a new cool restaurant that brews beer in a greenhouse!

Join your hares and hash family at Stone Bend Farm, Sunday, April 3rd at 1:69 p.m. for start of trail and then into the wilds of Enfield including a grove of 300 year old maples.  (ok they might not be new but they’re really really cool!) There will be hash marks. There will be beer. There will be shots. There may even be some of Just Scott’s amazing homebrew mead!

After trail from 4:30 to 6:30 we have Stone Bend Farm reserved for our private Boof Noveau On-after where they will serve pizza, beer,  wine, and cider.  Pitchers of beer for circle and pizza will be provided and then you’ll need to buy your own drinks after that.

Hash cash  $10 and virgins cum free

Hash dogs allowed though they’ll need to stay outside at Stone Bend Farm. Plenty of outdoor seating if you prefer not to be inside with a group of hashers on-after. 


STONE BEND FARM
607-307-1091
https://maps.app.goo.gl/4dtRHJTT8H7NnQUZ6
https://www.stonebend.com/

Can’t wait to boof with ewe!
On-better than beaujolais noveau-On!
Cheers!Plaidypussy 

Hash #982

🏳️‍🌈🔛🏳️‍🌈Make Candor Gayathon!🏳️‍🌈🔛🏳️‍🌈🔛What’s better than making small town locals uncomfortable with Rainbows and tutus?!? Wear your best gay, pro-women, anti-dictator attire. And top it off with some glitter to make it shine. Let’s make this town ✨SPARKLE. ✨ Where 🔛Punks Place 21 Mill ST Candor, NYWhen🔛 SATURGAY @1:69 HST How much 🔛 $5, virgins free. I’ll have some special habby for you Wanks!  Bring ID and extra cash if you want something other than the swill I buy for the hash at the bar.  Dogs need leashes for most of trail and are not allowed in the bar. Please make sure to leash your virgins as well, we don’t need a repeat of last year. 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

Hash #981

981…..It is a trail number. Sunday March 6th at 1:69pm is not a Threesie, or a twosie, I would accept a Floosie….but I give you a Onesie Hash Theme!!!!!!!!! Bring out your best onesie and let us traverse the lovely streets of Ithaca where we can find beer and shots and shenanigans abound! Join your Hares Cumboy Wonder and Crawdaddy Cooter as they bring you on this grand adventure. You will need ID, maybe masks?, Maybe proof of vaccination? You will definitely need lube! This is not a pup friendly trail…sorry. $5 hash cash. Virgins are free. Starting point is at the home of Gashby and BVD at 210 South Corn Street. The house will be locked so pee ahead of time you filthy animals.

Hash #980

Sunday, February 20th is National Love Your Pet Day!

If you don’t have a pet to love, then find someone who loves to pet you and bring them on trail, leash in tow, if they are ok with Ithaca’s winter road conditions.

Hash Time: 1:69

Hash Where: This semi-urban trail begins at the northwest corner of Cornell A Lot (near the Robinson Disc Golf Course).

Pin Drop Here

For the low-low-low price of $5 hash cash (cash payments only puhhleeeez) you get beer, you get hot shots, you get snaKITTY snacks, and you get the usual IH3 Sunday afternoon shenanigans brought to you by the very feral Shiggy Shaman. And remember folks, domesticated virgins are always free!

Hash #979

Sunday February 6th 2022 is a Hashing day.

Cum join your hares Spike and Cumboy Wonder for a frolic around the Flat Rock area.

February 6th is Canadian Maple Syrup Day. Wear your best Canadian attire and bring your best Canadian accent.

Trail begins at 12:69 p.m. Pups are welcome and virgins are free. Plenty of cold beer to drink and maybe a shot to warm your loins. $5 standard hash cash.

Pindrop below.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Flat+Rock/@42.4539478,-76.4590639,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x89d0820782fbdc3f:0xb3e23d017fe6cce0!8m2!3d42.4539478!4d-76.4568752

Hash #978

Welcome Hashers to Trail # 978 on Sunday, January 23 at 12:69pm. Yeah it is early!!!

This day’s theme seeks to honor the birthday of John Hancock, who sported the biggest signature on the Declaration of Independence. So find your “signature”, whatever that might be, and go BIG! But seriously, dress warm you wankers; it is winter.

Trail is in the lovely Danby State Forest and will begin on Michigan Hollow Rd at the Abbott loop West trail head. If you go past Smiley Rd then you have passed it. Just look for my damn car.

$5 gets you circle beer, trail beer, shots, and frostbite.

Puppers welcome.

Virgins Free!

If anyone knows a good on-after nearby then please bring that suggestion.

Hash #959

Dearest Wankers, Wankerettes, Wankeroos, Silly Boos, and just plain Weiners!

“Putting the finger back in the Fingerlakes Trail” is this week’s theme. 
Trail is brought you by the all powerful triumvirate of Plaidypussy, Debasement and virgin hare Jizz Wiz! Think of all the ways you can fit that finger in,  or all the ways that you can’t, and cum dressed (or not) accordingly. Maybe we can get some fresh wisdom from our virgin hare who apparently is an expert in many things…
Cum out to Teeter Pond in the Fingerlakes National Forest in Hector to celebrate Jizz Wiz’s first lay.  

Interloken trail parking lot
https://maps.app.goo.gl/DuZvSiYFuFET5hJj8

Trail starts EARLY at 12:69 to accommodate a really bangin On-After at Brews and Brats (a.k.a Bruised by Brats as Pepe called it at KNURD last weekend much to my giggling delight) in Trumansburg. They have 12 local beers on tap, plus local wine and cider plus 14 inch sausages! Who doesn’t like the idea of a giant meat schlong after their hash? They even have a vegetarian sausage for those who want the schlong without the meatiness. Sausage fight anyone?

Brews and Brats 9632 NY-96, Trumansburg, NY 14886(607) 241-8160
https://maps.app.goo.gl/6GztbpxVeAVAXmZ39

Bring virgins for us to instruct in the art of putting the finger in.  Bring your hash-friendly pooches for us to surreptitiously sneak orange food to. Leashes for all are optional. 

On sausage-banging On!
Cheers!-Plaidypussy