A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Hash #536: Sunday, May, 18th, 3 pm. Location: Michigan Hollow. Sunday’s trail convened at 3pm HST, on Bald Hill Road in the Danby State Forest. If you like… mud-covered wet puppies virgins of all flavors creepy old overgrown cemeteries accidental “On-In’s” in the first…
I arose Sunday morning amidst the stirrings of a sleep Camp Stinko, nestled deep in the foothills of central Pennsylvania. Brushing the sleep from the eyes, I stumbled from my tent and beheld the embers of the previous night’s fire, my sodden combat boots…
Ten hut! All present and accounted for sir! Sound off and be counted: Unidentified Feathered Orifice, Bedside Pole Dancer, Cocktail Frank, Lollypoop, Fetch, Party Doll, Master Baster, Spike, Pig Fucker, Extra Testicle, Harry Condom Junior, Floss, Porcelain Goddess, Jiffy Lube…..all here Check!! Just after…
Oh, and, yes, some of you may be wondering where the rehash is for the last hash. Well, I’m finally out of hash rehab (read on and you’ll understand why that was necessary) and here it is: Hash #530? “The Great Big YBF Hash”…
Silly me — I forgot to announce the trail location for last hash. Muchas apologias! ~Baster —————————————————————– Perhaps it was reading the last rehash or being blinded by the weekend spring-sunshine that images of Jack Nicholson breaking his way out of the ward in…
It was a fine winter afternoon at the Fingerlakes National Forest trailhead- Cold, bright and still, with little birdies occasionally twittering and flitting about. Trees were falling soundlessly, as there was nobody there to hear them. A delicately balanced pastoral tableau- about to be…
ReHash #528: First of the Screw Year Hare: @#$!-sucking Butt Floss Hashers Present: Hot Lips, Master Baster, Spike, Liquor Harder, Porcelain Goddess, Just Scott, Pippi, Cocksmith, Harry Condom, Doris Dictoria, Bedside Pole Dancer, UFO, JSUAD, Just Matt, Just Holden, Just Rebekah, Just KC, Just…
The technician in Snee Hall was dozing again. He had quite a boring job – monitoring the seismograph in the basement. There hadn’t been any activity in quite some time. But at 19:40 GMT on Dec. 30th, a multitude of small tremors was detected…
Presenting Dances with Head’s send-off Hash, as told by Cocktail Frank: On a rather quiet Saturday this young, handsome single and horny hasher decided to stretch his legs by running to the starting point hoping to get there in time to join the others…
It was a cold and blustery day in the 100 Acre Wood Pooh!!!! That it twas Roo. That it twas. But…it was a Hashing Day…and so we did! The Day started early….too F’in early!!!!…as I opened my eyes around 7:00AM and saw Bedside Pole…