A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
As Tastie’s “slave du’jour”…I offer you……… ReHash: The 1 Year Armstrong Doping Analversary Hares: Head to Toe In Utero Brown Hole Delivery Hounds: Master Baster Just Leland Just Doug Just Luci Pack n Play Tastes Like 10th Grade Spike It was a frosty kind…
Who set? Porcelain Goddess Who Came? FertilizeHer Trust Me, It Won’t Spread Just Luci Male Bait Nurse TaKillya DeFlower City Head to Toe In Utero Just Brendan Butt Floss TheUnitedAutoTwerker Spike Shitty Vagina Salad Ookie Cookie Tweedle You Just Gretchen Dunk and Chunk Cold…
Hare Baster Hare PG Hounds Just Lucy Just Doug FertilizerHer CoCo Don’t Worry It Won’t Spread Shitty Vagina Salad Pack N Play Butt Floss The United Auto Twerker Just Brendan Just Leland Brown Hole Delivery Spike Ookie Cookie What a great day to celebrate…
IH3 Hash#703 November 10, 2013 Hares: Butt Floss First Lay! Just Gretchen Sloppy Seconds! The United Auto Twerker (formerly known as Just Michelle) Hounds: Ookie Cookie Porcelain Goddess Master Baster Tastes Like 10th Grade Pack ‘N Play (formerly known as Just Michele) Just Alexi…
Today we counted 701 separate instances of hashdom, counted in flour marks, down downs, false trails, lovely vantage points, scenic silliness, beers emptied, litter swept, shoes Gispert’d, moonings, vIrgins inaugured, virgins lost, virgins scouted-for, lost FRB awards, and virgins found. We say au revoir but…
Red, White, and BOOZE ReHash! Hares: Porcelain Goddess Tastes like 10th Grade Hounds: Master Baster Butt Floss Kickstand Brown Hole Delivery (formally Just Scott) Nurse TaKillYa Cum & Feel It (FCH3) One Trick Dick (SOH3) Schindler’s Fist (Boston H3) Spike Just Rob Montana Always…
Suburban Summer Solstice Hash #691 June 23, 2013 Hares; 4% Erectus Climbin’ Uranus Hounds; Butt Floss Nurse TaKillYa Mail Bait Tastes Like 10th Grade Virgin Brian Speedy CumsOnUs Ookie Cookie Porcelain Goddess Master Baster Ole Timey Hoedown UFO Bedside Pole Dancer Mr. Potato Head…
It was a hot and muggy Tuesday when the hashers arrived at the Tuller Hill State Forest to find a couple of sweaty hares waiting. Yet (surprise!), these were not the hares we expected. Kickstand was there, but a last minute malady had sidelined…
Hash Archaeologists Unearth Rare Artifact, Thought To Be Worth Dozens FOR GENERAL RELEASE 7/16/13 Master Baster, IH3 On the day of July 3, 2012, much silliness, stumbling, story-telling, and general stupidity occurred. Unfortunately, due to the half-mind nature of the gang — and the…
MFer’s Hash on 5/12/13 Hare: Master Baster Hounds: 4% Erectus Cold Cocked Porcelain Goddess Tastes Like 10th Grade Just Leland Ookie Cookie Pubic Offender P.O.’s Bitch Just Rhea of the Poos Just Zephyr Bobbit: WowMomWow Mayhem and Madness was the order of the day!…