A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Halloween Blue Dress ReHash Judging from all the stained blue dresses, Monica Lewinsky sure was a messy eater! It was a pretty, pretty group of hashers running around downtown Ithaca on Halloween night in their blue dresses and matching accessories. Starting out at Moonshadow…
Mighty Blow returns from Germany to set a hash with Bat Girl at Hammond hill: We swam. We walked. We walked. We bush whacked and walked through streams. Broken Poll whined. We swam. The hares didn’t know where we were. Broken Poll whined. Skull…
"Hash World (A sci fi epic)" Sometime in the future. A lone figure,dressed in running shorts,and surrounded by unconscious bodies and beer cans waits with quiet anticipation as a cryogenic camber slowly opens. the obscure form within reawakens releasing a cloud of frozen gases…
When it hog calling time in Nebraska! When it hog calling time in Nebraska! When it hog calling time in Nebraska! When it hog calling time in Nebraska! Does this sound vaguely familiar? Gaining strength from the rain like the fragile flowers of Spring,…
Rehash 4/12/98 “Hash? . . . What Hash? It was late in the week that Austin Powers came to the assistance of Broken Pole and volunteered as co-hare, and in a great rush, the location of Upper Buttermilk Falls was decided upon to be…
Rehash #Two Hundred Something "That’s no pothole, that’s a natural wonder!" The sight of Wet and Sticky in Pole’s rear view mirror was nearly enough to cause this author to turn and speed off for his safety, but the knowledge that Sticky could be…
Rehash # 25?. The hares are FORKing bastards. By attending the hash, you have all signed in blood (don’t blame me, blame the hares) an agreement to create and propagate hash lore. As temporary hash scribe, I currently hold the sacred responsibility of recording…
Ithaca HHH 250th Run I attended the Ithaca 250th hash yesterday. Good turnout. Hashers from Rochester and Syracuse were in attendance and of course there were a few Ithaca hashers there too. The run started at 2:30 or so. The early arrivals were kept…
Greetings Hashers! While I certainly lack the Hash scribe’s gift for lies and innuendo, I was present at (most of) the last Hash, and therefore feel qualified to offer my brief summary of our escapades… On the last day of summer, a sunny, crisp…
Has everyone seen the movie Deliverance with Ned Beatty and Burt Reynolds? It supposedly took place in South Carolina but I think it took place right at Conneticut Hill State Forest!! I think Capt. Weenie was playing the part of Ned Beatty but he…