ReHash #268

Mighty Blow returns from Germany to set a hash with Bat Girl at Hammond hill: We swam. We walked. We walked. We bush whacked and walked through streams. Broken Poll whined. We swam. The hares didn’t know where we were. Broken Poll whined. Skull spent the day with Roadkill in the woods. We never saw Hot Lips again. Toothy actually followed the hash marks. Skull fell and got pissed about Sticky’s gossiping. Broken Poll whined. Nape’s knee injury grew to the size of Double D’s ego. Jushad whined. Everybody eventually did their own hash. Roadkill and Poll whined in unison. Bubbles was Philosophical about it. Bam Bam fell and refused to admit it by pretending to look for fossils. We carried the keg around in the wood whining about where to drink it. Poll was lost in the woods by himself, thus begging the question: If a Broken Poll whines in the woods, and nobody’s there to hear it, is it still annoying? Ralph and Progen cut it all off,and thus where in good spirits. So We whined about it. We drank beer. Broken Poll and Road Kill are still whining. Mighty Blow and Bat Girl left town. Rumor has it they’re laughing.