A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Wankers of Ithaca H3, we are pleased to announce our customary celebration of spring’s return to the Fingered Lakes by hosting the annual In-Vernal Gathering of Half-Minds! On Sunday, May the Fifth, we welcome back our road-whores from Stinko de Mayo Weekend@H5 by setting…
The Beaster Bunny is Cumming! The Beaster Bunny is Cumming! When: 4/20 (Y’all know what that means in Ithaca…. ) Where: Taughannock Falls State Park, North Point Parking lot https://goo.gl/maps/KYGSEUEtFTP2 Time: 12:69 PM How Much: $10 Hares: Butt Floss and Porcelain Goddess On After:…
After you’ve participated in or aided and abetted r*cism on Sunday morning at our beloved local Skunk Cabbage event, come show off how stanky you got. Wear your brightest whites and darkest blacks, stripes and tails encouraged! Be ready to chase your Live Hares,…
The P*ssy Hash is back and your hares are taking you Cross Cuntry. Join Flowbs, LayzHer, and Peeg for an education in all things p*ssy. Trail starts at Juniper Drive terminus on the South Hill Recway and delves deep into the crevices and folds…
You Can Pick Your Theme But You Can’t Pick Your………………Trail Wankers! This cumming Sunday, March 10th, will be the most celebrated day for….heh, get this: National Mario Day!, National Blueberry Popover Day!, National Day Light Savings Day!, National Pack Your Lunch Day!, and National…
I’m Not Sitting on My Ass Trail Sunday, Feb 24 at 1:69 HST CHANGE IN LOCATION Location: In an attempt to keep flying limbs away from halfmind heads, we’re moving the start location to the the northwest corner of Cornell’s A Lot. It’s the big…
Polar Vortex got you down? Is Valentine’s Day just another kick in the twat? You don’t have to feel this way. The Hash is there for you. Feel the warm, glowing embrace of Tastes Like 10th Grade and Gobble Gobble as…
Wankers! In anticipation of balls dropping around the globe, Doris Dicktoria and Shiggy Shaman will make the New Year come again. Bring $5 hash cash and dress inappropriately. When: Sunday, Dec 30 at 1:69 Where: Flat Rocks at the Cornell Botanical Gardens