A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
“Life is short, so make fun and don’t kill it.” ~Anonymous Jessica Kerns Fri, Feb 7, 4:13 PM (1 day ago) IH3 #918 Shitalkie, Bdlbdlbdl, and Tasty host the ski hash for Sunday again since we have been blessed with all this snow!!!! We…
Howdy Wankers, Come to Groton for Sir Hornicator’s Hometown Hash! Sunday, January 26. Meet at Sykes Park at 1:69pm and follow flour to a clearing in the woods behind the pool. Pin drop here. There will be beer! There will be Shiggy! There will…
Wankers! Trail! Sunday! 12/29! Brought to you by the Twat and Splooge organization. Theme: Fuck it. The theme is fuck it. It’s the end of both the decade and the Christmas season. We’re all tired and ready for the new year, new beginnings, etc….
Wankers of Ithaca H3, we are pleased to announce our customary celebration of spring’s return to the Fingered Lakes by hosting the annual In-Vernal Gathering of Half-Minds! On Sunday, May the Fifth, we welcome back our road-whores from Stinko de Mayo Weekend@H5 by setting…
The Beaster Bunny is Cumming! The Beaster Bunny is Cumming! When: 4/20 (Y’all know what that means in Ithaca…. ) Where: Taughannock Falls State Park, North Point Parking lot https://goo.gl/maps/KYGSEUEtFTP2 Time: 12:69 PM How Much: $10 Hares: Butt Floss and Porcelain Goddess On After:…
After you’ve participated in or aided and abetted r*cism on Sunday morning at our beloved local Skunk Cabbage event, come show off how stanky you got. Wear your brightest whites and darkest blacks, stripes and tails encouraged! Be ready to chase your Live Hares,…
The P*ssy Hash is back and your hares are taking you Cross Cuntry. Join Flowbs, LayzHer, and Peeg for an education in all things p*ssy. Trail starts at Juniper Drive terminus on the South Hill Recway and delves deep into the crevices and folds…
You Can Pick Your Theme But You Can’t Pick Your………………Trail Wankers! This cumming Sunday, March 10th, will be the most celebrated day for….heh, get this: National Mario Day!, National Blueberry Popover Day!, National Day Light Savings Day!, National Pack Your Lunch Day!, and National…