A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
IH3 Trail #724: Tuller Hilly Kilty
Rehash for Trail #724 Sunday Aug. 3rd 2014
Tuller Hill State Forest, Clute and Vinnedge Rds
Hare:
Kickstand
Hounds:
Spike
Head to Toe in Utero
Nurse TaKillya
Brown Hole Delivery
Tastes Like 10th Grade
Just Prashant
Captain Smashballs
One Trick Dick
Master Baster
Oakus Pokus
Dogs:
Jackson
Lucy
Shiggy
Zephyr
Bobbit:
Porcelain Goddess
What can I say about this hash? It was too dry, too early, there were too many marks to follow and no fun at all. Worst hash evah!
Kickstand stepped up at the last minute and saved our kennel from a hashless Sunday by setting in the Greek Peak area in Virgil. After a meeting of the half-minds to discuss Anal Weekend plans (an exhausted Floss and Phoenix showed up late for the meeting and left before trail — Twerky, what are you doing to him?!? He’s an old man, be gentle!), we got our first drops of rain. The precipitation that followed closed roads in Ulysses and Ithaca and caused flash floods and mayhem in Tompkins county. Luckily, we like it wet.
Flour and chalk, on the other hand, don’t seem to really be on board with the whole rain thing. This is especially true when the hare forgets to bring flour with him and has to stop at a tiny convenience store and purchase 2lb bags of flour for $2.29 each.
Kickstand stepped up at the last minute and saved our kennel from a hashless Sunday by setting in the Greek Peak area in Virgil. After a meeting of the half-minds to discuss Anal Weekend plans (an exhausted Floss and Phoenix showed up late for the meeting and left before trail — Twerky, what are you doing to him?!? He’s an old man, be gentle!), we got our first drops of rain. The precipitation that followed closed roads in Ulysses and Ithaca and caused flash floods and mayhem in Tompkins county. Luckily, we like it wet.
Flour and chalk, on the other hand, don’t seem to really be on board with the whole rain thing. This is especially true when the hare forgets to bring flour with him and has to stop at a tiny convenience store and purchase 2lb bags of flour for $2.29 each.
Consequently, Kicky was forced to use a tiny lump of chalk he found in his car and not much flour. So between the scant amount of marking and the rain, this hash dissolved (pun intended) into a Guided Nature Hike.
Kicky was an excellent guide, pointing out bird droppings and saying, “Look! What’s that right there? Flour.” and also, “Well what’s that on the rock you’re standing on? You’re standing right on the [1″ dark blue] mark!” Multiple times on trail we had to backtrack because we were following shiny spots and/or Baster.
There were some cumpletely silly moments:
1. a shot check with margarita in a bottle that got passed around instead of poured out into cups. When concern was expressed that we might not finish it, Nurse TaKillya stepped in to help.
1. a shot check with margarita in a bottle that got passed around instead of poured out into cups. When concern was expressed that we might not finish it, Nurse TaKillya stepped in to help.
^Captain Smashballs^
(Nurse’s photo was a blur of frenzied tequila ingestion)
2. a clothing swap where OTD got the only pair of shorts shorter than the ones he was already wearing from Nurse and Kicky gave up his kilt for Tasty’s spandex shorts. Smashballs got the better end of the deal from Baster when he swapped his heavy cotton tshirt for Baster’s tech shirt.
3. Tasty leapt triumphantly into a tit check which the hare missed because he was looking at his feet. So… she re-checked. What a bimbo!
4. OTD was happy to perform the dick check and scared Baster away who didn’t know why Tricky Dick was charging toward him.
5. We collected a trove of junk because we love Hash Treasure – – if we could have carried the half-buried Cadillac out of the woods, we would have. Instead, Oakus nabbed a super-freaking-cool hubcap, Just Prashant got himself a tea kettle, and Tasty found a cast iron water hand-pump that Baster claimed because he was willing to carry it.
6. Our first BN had a portapotty. Kicky’s kilt served as an umbrella for the photo shoot.
4. OTD was happy to perform the dick check and scared Baster away who didn’t know why Tricky Dick was charging toward him.
5. We collected a trove of junk because we love Hash Treasure – – if we could have carried the half-buried Cadillac out of the woods, we would have. Instead, Oakus nabbed a super-freaking-cool hubcap, Just Prashant got himself a tea kettle, and Tasty found a cast iron water hand-pump that Baster claimed because he was willing to carry it.
6. Our first BN had a portapotty. Kicky’s kilt served as an umbrella for the photo shoot.
7. PG auto-hashed to the last BN and Jackson found his little soaked otter-self a gigantic bone to gnaw on. Jackson then decided that the car was a much better place to be than in the rain and he curled up with Zephyr to keep warm.
8. Just Prashant got named during circle Thank You, Cum Again! So go ahead and reread this rehash and fill in Thank You, Cum Again! for Just Prashant each time he’s mentioned. We’ll wait.
On-After was held at the Dryden Motel where we took over the large table in the back, took over the jukebox, and made Kicky blush. Tasty learned what ‘Poly’ means and Baster & PG learned that they both can fit inside one of Dunga’s tshirts at the same time. The Dryden Motel probably loves to see us cumming.
On-notstandinginaholei’mjustshort-On
Tasty
PS- Kicky’s Hash Crash:
