After frolicking in the woods of Homer at Assfull’s a-fucking-mazing Homer Campout Hash on Saturday, cum join your hares Nurse TaKillYa and One Trick Dick for IH3 trail way far away from IH3 at Labrador Hollow Unique Area on S-S-S-S-SUNDAY!! A Unique area for ah, we’ll call it … unique people. Hashers. Hashers who are probably people.
Trail will start at 2:69 HST, or once we get around to finishing pre-trail beers. Whatever comes last. The theme for this trail is fuckin’ RAINBOWS! Rainbow hash! Hashy hash hash. Trail is dog-friendly so bring ’em along cuz they count as half!
Trail commences from the FLT parking area on Maple Ridge Rd (unless I change my mind about that in the meantime or Kicky tells me that’s a dumb idea because that’s how this works usually) :
Directions: From the village of Tully – Head east on NY 80, past the main village traffic light (US 11 Jct), take your next right on Railroad St. From there take your next left and a quick right turn over the railroad tracks. Stay on this road around the sharp bend and up the hill. You will see a sign on the left for Heiberg Forest and turn right on Maple Ridge Rd. All the parking is on this road.
I will have printed directions to hand out this weekend to get you from the Saturday Homer Campout to Sunday IH3 trail, because what good is having a job if you don’t steal office supplies for hashy purposes now and then?
On-on-oooooooon to a weekend full of shiggy!
Nurse TaKillYa and One Trick Dick
PS-Someone please forward to Flour City lustserv for the halfminds attending Assfull’s campout.
PPS-Way to pre-lube for Cumalot Weekend, hashers!