ReHash #281

This week’s balmy December weather made for a grand Hash! Hares Rrrrraaaaalph, Bubbles, and Weenie Ryder set a great trail that wound through Monkey Run and ended by the old iron bridge. The hashers found the On-in complete with crackling camp fire, bread, bananas, little cookies with a hard- to-pronounce name, and BEER. Broken Pole entertained with a new hash song– the lyrics of which escape me. But I seem to remember it had something to do with brown testicles. Double D did an impressive, albeit revolting, down-down of BEER and salsa– proving that he is obviously quite insane.

Hash Cash Pat was baptized and took the new hash-name Small Sack; and shall be henceforth referred to as same.

The Hash had the good fortune of encountering a strange girl, and her strange dog, at the strange gathering, in the forest. And she carried with her a strange dog collar– with spikes– that would intrigue any S&M enthusiast.

Testicle Ice Rider illustrated his cat-like swiftness twice during the day by both climbing a big tree at the on-in; and by crossing OVER the creek by inching his way along a fallen sapling to avoid getting wet (and thus avoiding shrinkage).

Weenie Ryder and Cherry Patch did simultaneous side-sides for their simultaneous birthdays. Happy Birthday sheep twins!

After Skull put out the campfire with pin-point precision, the hashers made their way up the path towards Toothy and her waiting pick-up truck. Much like the driver of a "small" school bus, she transported the singing, morally-bankrupt crew back to the garden plots where the madness first began!

See you in a couple of weeks!   On-on!   -Tequila Bill

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In a message dated 12/7/98 8:41:38 PM Eastern Standard Time, Bill writes:

After Skull put out the campfire with pin-point precision, the hashers made
their way up the path towards Toothy and her waiting pick-up truck. Much like
the driver of a "small" school bus, she transported the singing, morally-
bankrupt crew back to the garden plots where the madness first began!

Hey Broken Pole, thanks for clarifying the big brown salty balls tune! And for the rest of the Hash, this last paragraph of the ReHash warrants further clarification:

1. Skull’s extinguishment of the campfire was, of course, performed by emptying his beer-swollen bladder onto the red-hot embers.

2. The "small" school bus reference has to do with the little bus that the retarded kids rode around in. And if you went to school in Phil McCrackin’s town, they would have been carted around in the "green" bus. There are many variations to this theme; the important thing is to just have fun with it.

A thousand pardons for the confusion… but what do you expect?!

See you in a couple of weeks!
On-on!    -Tequila Bill