Ithaca Weekend is Upon Us

Greetings Wankers and Wankerettes!!

Ithaca’s GM (Greatest Moron) here…and my cell number for weekend use is 607-387-9474

In a mere 24 hours you will be headed towards the beautiful Shiggy land of Mythaca….where all outside worries disappear for the weekend….to be replaced by the fog of BEER!

Do you know where you are going???  Perhaps this will help:  http://tinyurl.com/lf555x (“B” is the 4H campsite)

I’m sure you can find Route 13 in Ithaca with a map and or this information:

Technology on Highway:

Camp location is 418 Lower Creek Road, Ithaca, NY 14850

Mapquest and GoogleMaps

Getting to Ithaca:

From the Northeast: Take Route 90 to 81S to 281S to Rte 13S to Ithaca (from Rte 90 this is a 50 minute drive)

From the Northwest: Drive Interstate 90E to exit 42. Take a Right onto Rte 14. Drive about 2 miles and turn Left onto 20E. Take a right onto Rte 96A Stay straight on 96A to Rte96 to Ithaca (Ithaca is about 40 minutes from I90).

From the Southwest: It would probably be easiest to drive to either Rte 81 or Rte 90 and take those directions, but if you know a quicker way to get to Elmira, NY, then drive from there to Rte 13N to Ithaca.

From the Southeast: Take Rte 81N past Binghamton to the Whitney Point exit, then take Rte 79N to Ithaca. (It is about an hour from Binghamton.)

From Ithaca:
• Take NY Route 13 North from Ithaca.
• Continue past the Pyramid Mall and the Ithaca Airport to Lower Creek Rd.
• Turn Left on Lower Creek Rd. and continue to 4-H Acres at 418 Lower Creek Rd.


If you  happen to be arriving later than the bus leaves for the Pub Crawl…which is 7:00 PM HST….but not TOO late…you can find us at the first bar….here:  http://tinyurl.com/kwxt3v (you’ll have to zoom out on this one…)

Don’t forget your “Favorite X” theme costume!!  I have mine…complete with “special floss“!

And now a word from our hash hound….Safety Dog/Shocker

We at Ithaca believe pooches are just as much a part of the hash as you bi-peds and we invite all K-9’s to come and play.  But, we also know that bi-peds HATE stepping in our cute, smelly little piles.  So….be kind to the humans and do as the bears do…shit in the woods.  If you must do it in the yard….please tell your master to pick it up.  Hopefully Butt Floss will obtain baggies for such use.  If you can’t find YOUR master…find some one else’s and ask them to do a nice favor for you….please.

That about wraps it up folks.  Questions????….F’off!!!  No….seriously…we want you to have as much of a blast as we plan to.  Ask away now….or any time during the weekend.  Either of me…or any Ithaca Hasher.  They’re ALL fabulous and I couldn’t ask for a greater group of misfits to hang out with.

on-Ithaca’s Tenth Analversary Weekend-on!!!!

Floss

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