Hash #519: Nuts for Northeast Natty!


It’s been a while I know — quite a busy week. Re-hash is still under way, but at least we know where we’re gathering for next Sunday’s hash, 9/9 at 3pm. This gathering will occur not far from the Weekend’s campground, just off Route 13 and Warren Road. The location is 20 Brentwood Drive.

You may find di-erections here: http://ncane.com/8l0

Hares will be Master Baster and PVTBNL. (possible volunteer to be named later)

There might even be beer!


~Your humble RA
A husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks, “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”

Husband: “Definitely not.”

Wife: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”

Husband: “Of course I do.”

Wife: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”

Husband: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”

Wife: “You would?” (with a hurt look)

Husband: “Oh, honey.”

Wife: “Would you live in our house?”

Husband: “Sure. It’s a great house.”

Wife: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”

Husband: “Where else would we sleep?'”

Wife: “Would you let her drive my car?”

Husband: “Probably. It is almost new.”

Wife: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

Husband: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”

Wife: “Would you give her my jewelry?”

Husband: “No. I’m sure she’d want her own.”

Wife: “Would you take her to play golf with you?”

Husband: “Yes. Those are always good times.”

Wife: “Would you go running together?”

Husband: “Of course. It’s a good way to spend time together.”

Wife: “Would you drink beer with her?”

Husband: “Probably.”

Wife: “Would you go hashing with her?”

Husband: “No. She doesn’t like drinking and running.”

Wife: (silence)

Husband: “Crap.”