A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Hashers!
It’s been a while I know — quite a busy week. Re-hash is still under way, but at least we know where we’re gathering for next Sunday’s hash, 9/9 at 3pm. This gathering will occur not far from the Weekend’s campground, just off Route 13 and Warren Road. The location is 20 Brentwood Drive.
You may find di-erections here: http://ncane.com/8l0
Hares will be Master Baster and PVTBNL. (possible volunteer to be named later)
There might even be beer!
On-on!
~Your humble RA
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A husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks, “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
Husband: “Definitely not.”
Wife: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
Husband: “Of course I do.”
Wife: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
Husband: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
Wife: “You would?” (with a hurt look)
Husband: “Oh, honey.”
Wife: “Would you live in our house?”
Husband: “Sure. It’s a great house.”
Wife: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
Husband: “Where else would we sleep?'”
Wife: “Would you let her drive my car?”
Husband: “Probably. It is almost new.”
Wife: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
Husband: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
Wife: “Would you give her my jewelry?”
Husband: “No. I’m sure she’d want her own.”
Wife: “Would you take her to play golf with you?”
Husband: “Yes. Those are always good times.”
Wife: “Would you go running together?”
Husband: “Of course. It’s a good way to spend time together.”
Wife: “Would you drink beer with her?”
Husband: “Probably.”
Wife: “Would you go hashing with her?”
Husband: “No. She doesn’t like drinking and running.”
Wife: (silence)
Husband: “Crap.”