Hash #1026

We’ve got virgins, we’ve got virgins – hash territory that is – for the 3 rd or 4th occasional Watermelon Hash this Sunday, July 30th in the beautiful Finger Lakes Nat’l Forest at the early time of 12:69 to allow for more on-after fun…

Hash #1025

Ithaca Trail number …. Join us as we once again explore the Lawless lands of far away Tioga county. Bring provisions for your long journey, because it is over 10 miles from Ithaca. Your friendly Coyotes El Crotcho and El Fuckero will sneak you…

Hash #1024

HOT LIPS’ STRAWBERRY HASH, Sunday July 9, 1:69 HSTRemember May 17th? Temperatures plummeted to 26F and killed all the strawberry flowers. So, no strawberries this year. Never fear, we will substitute cherries as the fruit de jour. The Pop-Your-Cherry Hash will begin at the…

HASH #1023

What: Trail 1023: An American Trail: Ithaca Goes West Part 3: Gold Rushin’Hares: Reverse Penguin/Miss D’Erection/I’d Climb That/Happy Ending(Who is probably just finding out as she reads this)When: 7/2/2023 (12:69HST)Where: Reverse Penguin and Miss D’Erection’s Place 3390 Beeman Hollow RD Addison, NY https://goo.gl/maps/jXS6rshqC4efcZkn8Cost :…

Hash #1022

CoCo’s Summer Solstice Trail!Time: 3:00PM on 6/25/2023Location: 217 Hunt Hill Rd., IthacaYou can park next door near the trailers and utility thing. Or in my driveway. There is limited parking on the street in front of my house since the visibility is shit on…

Hash #1021

Hare: KickstandLocation: Tuller Hill State ForestPin Drop: Clute Road Southern Parking Areahttps://maps.app.goo.gl/qGK5SY3rweuxSNBH6?g_st=icTime/Date: 06/11/2023 1:00PMCost: $5 (First Timers Free) This Sunday’s trail has moved to Tuller Hill SF across from Greek Peak – see pin drop. Trail will start a bit earlier than normal –…

Hash #1020

Hey there wankers. Sunday is a hashing day. The zodiac has changed. Under the sign of Gemini, the theme of the trail will be twins. Come dressed as your favorite hasher or any hasher really(We don’t need a bunch of penguins running through the…

Hash #1019

Sunday is a Mother of a Hashing Day. Trail #1019 hared by Cozy Crotch and Justine the Fawn Fucker. Join in the Hinterlands for a shiggy filled Mother of a trail in the dark, dank recesses of Shindagin Hollow. Trail to start unpromptly at…

Hash #1018

April 30th, hmmmm…national honesty day..nah…a hash is only 10% truth. It is Walpurgis night..but I like witches and would never chase them away. There must be something else……OH!!!!! Weenie Todd the Mad Butcher of Ithaca is setting her virgin Lay!!!!!!!!!!!! Cum Join Weenie and…

Hash #1017

Sunday is a HASH-ISH Day!!! WELL… It also just so-happens-to be This year’s ultimate space cadet Stoney baloney Mahoney trail of “proper safety use” extravaganza! Cum join with us as we in the glory of all that is trail, 420, and beer on this…