Ithaca Hash #671: Mammaries of Space Cadet

Details: Mark your calendars all you wank and wank-etts. Next Sunday at 1:69 HST is the trail lain by Oakus and Head! Trail is going to be in Spooky Shiggy Shindagin Hallow National Forest. But, no worries…. There is to be hash terrain that…

#670: Pumpin’ Bumpkins Hash!

Join your Cuntry Bumpkin tour guides, Porcelain Goddess and Dong of the Dead, through the fields and forests of Wild Varna! There’s nothing city-like about this romp, so dust off your sh*t-kickers, grab your flannel shirts and overalls, and don your straw hats! This…

IH3 Trail #667: 2/3 to 1000

It’s Labor Day on Monday. In its honor, we will not labor at all but instead do a fat boy (girl) trail. Peeg and Wowie will be your hares. We will make you walk very slowly to BNs. FRBs will be punished severely. 2…

Ithaca’s Flourless Chocolate Trail #664: CoCo Returns

Alright everyone, Bust out your flour finding microscopes and trail sniffing dogs, cause coco is setting trail again. It is all but guaranteed to snow so you might want a winter coat too. Trail will start and presumably end at cocos dog haus. 217…

Ithaca Hash #663: Sunday Reunion!

It’s the Hash Family Reunion! Be ready to have your cheeks pinched! Join your hash family this Sunday AUGUST 5th at 2:69pm HST! We will meet at the terminus of Monkey Run Road, a left turn off of 366. See this map. Wear your…

#663: Potty & Stool return to the Porcelain Goddess

PG is claiming 8/5. Mama Potty and Papa Stool will be in town and rumor has it that Just Kassi (Peeg’s sister) and her boytoy will also be along. You can expect shiggy, beer, shiggy, some more beer, and probably some other things that…

IH3 #662: 10th Grade Reunion Weekend!

10th Grade Reunion Weekend Featuring Just “Prom Queen” Katie It’s that time of year, wankers, when you catch up with old friends from school and talk about the good times, the bad teachers and what you’ve made of your life so far! It’s Alumni…

Mortal! Dare ye dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Tremble and be rendered witless during your Return to Sodom*, by The City of Evil — for an unholy weekend of radical self-expression and hedonic abandon! Sacrifice virgins upon the Dark Altar of the Burning Lake of Cayuga, make offerings and receive the Ichorous…

Donger’s Completely Unsupervised Trail: This Saturday 1:69PM

Hi All, I know that there are many over achievers out there who won’t be able to make it, but here are the details for this weekend’s hash which I’m calling: Dong of the Dead’s Completely Unsupervised Trail….. mwahahahahahaha….. (I’ve never set without Peeg…

Full Moon 4th Announcement!

Join UFO, Bedside, and Tastes Like 10th Grade for a celebration that will go on long after the chickens go to coop! Where the heck is it? The Ladybug Pub, of course. See link here for directions. What time should I get there? Pool…