IH3 #721: Defiantly Naked Hash!

Trail will be at 269 at cocos palace. There is a possibility of an a to b but cars could be left here and your sorry asses would be carted around. Theme is defiantly naked, because it’s summer and the solstice and pagans do…

A Very “Special” Invitation for a Very “Special” Coupling: Porcelain Goddess and Master Baster are getting hitched! In order to SHOWER our very own Grand Mattress [on bottom] and Religious Adviser (who plan to enter each other in wedded bliss in a few short…

IH3 #718: Lesbian Superhero Hash! (A Wild Jiffy Appears!)

Fresh off of Stinko (and the several margaritas that we downed tonight), it has been decided that there should be a hash this Sunday! And not just an ordinary run-of-the-shiggy hash, but a f*cking awesome hash complete with lesbians (at least one) and superheros…

IH3 #717–A Wild Fertilizer Appears!

Wankers and Wankettes, So there I was, in freezing ass cold Trumansburg, when I was told that Ithaca has not missed a scheduled hash in over 4 years. True story? I have no idea. But I do know you never trust a hasher so…

IH3 Anal Beast-Or-Egg!

Yup!!!  It’s THAT time of year again folks! Floss’s Anal Beaster-Egg Hash!!! SATURDAY – 4/19/20  (yep…day before that other bunny shows up) 2:69 HST Taughannock Falls State Park (you know…the usual place for this trail…lol) South point entrance Large parking lot just north of…

IH3 #713: Twin Peaks Part WTF

Ladies, gents, hashers … lend me your beers. *promptly drinks all the beer, because birthday pre-lube* There is a very special treat in store for yas this Sunday, commencing from Chez Head To Toe In Utero at 61 Straits Corners Rd. Candor NY.  In celebration…

IH3 #711: Kick VD in the Face!

Good hashers, bad hashers (rawr), C*ms Latelys, DFLs, FRBs … in expression of my extreme disdain for the non-holiday which has again stricken us with its presence, Twerky and Nurse TaKillYa give you the Kick VD in the FACE Hash, to commence this Sunday…

IH3 #710: 5th Anal Stupor Bowl Hash!

When : Sunday February 2nd 2014 TIME: 13:69 PM Where: Start & Finish at the Undisclosed Location Theme: 5th Anal Stupor Bowl Hash Bonus Theme: Ground Hog Day Trail will be .4+.4+.4+.4 with lots of football follies, a reoccurring ground hog theme, lots of…

IH3 #709: Dopey Lance Armstrong Hash!

Hello all my little Hounds! Trail is ON-ON this Sunday! With your favorite Hare: Head-To-Toe-In-Utero and her eager beaver co-hare Brown Hole Delivery (MWHAHAHAHAH!) Where do we meet you ask?: The Rhine House!! (corner of W. Seneca and Fulton, Downtown Ithaca, it’s a bar…

IH3 #708: First of the Screw Year!

Yup…it’s that time of year again…. 2013 was an AWESOME year for IH3!!  We have many new hounds in our pack and have explored new terrain unseen by IthaWanks near and far.  Our near by sister hash, SOH4, continues to grow and ventures down…