A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
It’s THAT time again wankers! Floss’s Anal Beast-or-Egg Hash!!! Cum join us this Saturday at 2:69PM HST and frolic through “gorges” Taughannock Falls State Park in search of pony Rolling Rocks, customized eggs, plastic eggs filled with x-rated chocolates, and more! Festive garb highly…
Hey wankers – IT’S SPRING! And this Sunday is IH3 750*!!!!! *In Spike We Trust, I can barely count to three flour markings. So get out of hibernation and come play with us in Cortland! Hares Deer Near, Kickstand, and One Trick Dick (ordered alphabetically by height) have all the…
ITHACA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS’ MOST AWESOME,SUPER CUTE, OCCASIONALLY OBNOXIOUS, “ALCOHOLIC,” SELF-DESIGNATED-BEST-KENNEL TWINS-EVEEERRRRRRRR BRING TO YOU : Twin Peeks,Part We are not Sure Because We Skipped Things and Also, We are Just Not Sure : I Dunno, Let’s Go With 5? When: Sunday March 15th 15:00 HST…
Wankers, Many of us have been lucky enough to know Toothy Lunker over her many wonderful years with the Ithaca HHH. After more than 15 years and 75 trails, we must bid her a hearty cheers-and-sod-off as she prepares to embark to IH3 West…
TRAIL THIS SUNDAY! (off week hash!!!) 02.08.15 Where: Rice Hill When: 2:00 HST What to bring: tubes, sleds, snow shoes, snow pants, even X-country skis if you want. The snow is deep, up to my knee and up to Tasty’s vajay-jay. Dogs: allowed on leash Hares:…
It’s a very special, very magical, very dark time of year, and so we must WAKE THE SUN! Help Kickstand, Baster, and Just Katie rekindle the light in winter by bringing virgins, visitors, hashit, prizes, presents, and your sweet asses in sexy seasonal costumes…
Remember that hideous x-mas sweater you wore last year while you ran around town? Put it back on. Don’t have an ugly x-mas sweater? Wear some red & green and get your ass in the festive mood. SUNDAY DECEMBER 14TH @1:69pm HST Meet at…
Trail this Sunday : ONE COCK RING TO RULE THEM ALL! **Where : Bag End 209 N Aurora St Ithaca (meet in parking lot behind Bool’s Flower Shop – but don’t park there or the Fire of Mount Doom will shoot out of Nurse’s…
When: 2:69PM HST Hares away 2:74HST Pack away 2:79HST (5 minutes!) Where: Rice Hill parking lot, up top Why: Because there’s no snow; why not? What to bring: dry bag, sled, wagon, virgins, hash prizes, leftovers from Vice/Turkle Day Huh?: When life gives you…
Information for the next Ithaca Hash: Hares: Fertilize Her and Captain Smashballs (participating in his virgin lay) Where: Cass Park on the west side of the road near the baseball diamonds & Turtle When: Sunday, November 23rd, 1:69 HST Hash cash: $5 There is…