ITHACA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS’ MOST AWESOME,SUPER CUTE, OCCASIONALLY OBNOXIOUS, “ALCOHOLIC,” SELF-DESIGNATED-BEST-KENNEL TWINS-EVEEERRRRRRRR BRING TO YOU :
Twin Peeks,Part We are not Sure Because We Skipped Things and Also, We are Just Not Sure : I Dunno, Let’s Go With 5?
When: Sunday March 15th 15:00 HST (3pm wanks) [she means 2:69 ADHDHST]
Where: Chez Head-2-Toe & Oakass : 61 Straits Corners Rd Candor. [Don’t stop when you hear banjos. Stop when you hear chickens.]
What/who to bring: Cchange of clothes, Virgins, comes latelys and your best green gear to honor the triple hash goddess.
Hounds are welcome if they don’t act like Nurse’s dogs. If not we will feed them to the meat eaters.[That escalated quickly.]
Head and Oakus will [allegedly] try and heat the barn with something that will [allegedly] not damage the brain cells you have left [after trail] , or we will have circle inside the house.
Hot tub will be open, suits are always optional. [After all, synthetic fabrics damage the uh, filters and so forth.]
Crash space available, but beware we get up early on Mondays. [Head is calling in sick on Monday, Nurse does not work on her actual birthday.]
On-On-On-Oooooooon this weekend is gonna hurt,
Head to Toe in Utero & Nurse TaKillYa (and super-not-secret-putting-up-with-us-hare Brown Hole Delivery, who is always rewarded for his efforts)