ReHash #401

with ET sitting on his assie in his reclining camp chair the hash was off to a slow start due to the that four letter word that begins with a RRRRR. After a bit of standing around in the flies BS popped open a beer and hashers started to show up one by one. Just Diane, who Monty made cum, was the sole(excited) virgin of the hash. ive never seen such an enthusiastic vigin. usually they are a little timid and scared. lucky for her guy, she just rushes right in like a bull, brand new FRB! Then Calvin Klimax showed up after a looooooong absence from the hash, with maggie’s head lolling out of the window, bc we all know the boss wasnt around 😉 dances showed up and the hash was starting. those tricky hares started off with a good false trail up the nasty hill. should have known better. anyway, BS and JJT went up front with just Maggie to be FRBs and found the trail. The happy virgin soon joined and took the lead as a new FRB. up hills, hills and more hills, and trees, and leaves and BS’s hash crash. the tore open her knee on something or other. calvin mangage to rip his pants open on some trees,……or maybe they ripped open by some other means.we finally got to the BN on the ENTIRE trail!!! even though some short cutting bastards were there when the FRB’s got there. ET was DFL. and we drank, but after having swarms of flies attacking we decided to go on. JJT and BS were FRB’s again and the tricky hare led the hashers on a false trail, while JJT, HM and Just Maggie wandered off on true trail. so after a long while, the sky decided to shit on us and it started raining. cold, cold, cold. finally we all made it down the hil to the cars, and the beer. but it was pouring rain. so the circle was held under the hatchback of Fuckem and CK’s jeep, which surprisingly made it to this hash. luckily it didnt get stuck in the mud about a mile from the start. 4 wheel drive huh? Toothy showed up for the circle with her animal and hung out in the rain. The virgin drank bc Monty made her cum, JJT and BS drank for being FRB’s, the hares drank for a shitty trail. Dances, and some other ppl drank for not having a mug. the hash ended bc some ppl were just to damn cold and wet. some hashers went to the dryden hotel for the on after. others went elsewhere. all in all it was a shitty trail.

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