Re-Hash #562: Return of Son of Beast-or-Egg-Hunt

Hares: PG, Floss
Hounds: Master Baster, Bridesmaid, Missed Her Bush, Virgin Dennis, Lager, Country Cock, Spike, Stiffy, Fetch, Party Doll, Just Kinsley, Virgin Dennis.

The hounds were all assembled, they came from near and far…

On the first day of Beast-or-Egg Peedge and Floss gave to meeee… a slightly cold and rainy April day.

On the second day of Beast-or-Egg Peedge and Floss gave to meee… two road whores and a slightly cold and rainy April day.

On the third day of Beast-or-Egg Peedge and Floss gave to meeeee… three broken eggs, two road whores and a slightly cold and rainy April day.

On the fourth day of Beast-or-Egg Peedge and Floss gave to mee… four lazy hashers, three broken eggs, two road whores and a slightly cold and rainy April day.

On the fifth day of Beast-or-Egg Peedge and Floss gave to meeeeeeeee… five muddy beer nears! Four lazy hashers, three broken eggs, two road whores and a slightly cold and rainy April day.

On the sixth day of Beast-or-Egg Peedge and Floss gave to meeeeeee… six Rolling Rocks, five muddy beer nears! Four lazy hashers, three broken eggs, two road whores and a slightly cold and rainy April day.

On the seventh day of Beast-or-Egg Peedge and Floss gave to meeeeee… seven false trails, six Rolling Rocks, five muddy beer nears! Four lazy hashers, three broken eggs, two road whores and a slightly cold and rainy April day.

On the eighth day of Beast-or-Egg Peedge and Floss gave to meeeeeeee… eight chocolate cocks, seven false trails, six Rolling Rocks, five muddy beer nears! Four lazy hashers, three broken eggs, two road whores and a slightly cold and rainy April day.

On the ninth day of Beast-or-Egg Peedge and Floss gave to meeeeeeeee… nine hounds a’drinkin’, eight chocolate cocks, seven false trails, six Rolling Rocks, five muddy beer nears! Four lazy hashers, three broken eggs, two road whores and a slightly cold and rainy April day.

On the tenth day of Beast-or-Egg Peedge and Floss gave to meeeeeeeeee… ten fingers frozen, nine hounds a’drinkin’, eight chocolate cocks, seven false trails, six Rolling Rocks, five muddy beer nears! Four lazy hashers, three broken eggs, two road whores and a slightly cold and rainy April day.

On the eleventh day of Beast-or-Egg Peedge and Floss gave to meeeeeeeeeee… eleven kinds of shiggy, ten fingers frozen, nine hounds a’drinkin’, eight chocolate cocks, seven false trails, six Rolling Rocks, five muddy beer nears! Four lazy hashers, three broken eggs, two road whores and a slightly cold and rainy April day.

On the twelfth day of Beast-or-Egg Peedge and Floss gave to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… twelve hounds wondering why PG wasn’t in circle even though she was a silly hare and only brought one pair of socks and shoes and as a result got kind of wet and cold and tired  and decided to skip circle which made Fetch sad because he couldn’t Alouette her but sometimes she’s like that and we love her anyway and oh yeah what is the deal with Hard in Cider where the heck has she been and for that matter what about Dana those two better be there at Stinko trail this Sunday, eleven kinds of shiggy, ten fingers frozen, nine hounds a’drinkin’, eight chocolate cocks, seven false trails, six Rolling Rocks, five muddy beer nears! Four lazy hashers, three broken eggs, two road whores and a slightly cold and rainy April day.

On-run-ons-on,

~Master Baster

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