A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
Sunday September 28th, 2014 Trail #731
Prepare to be aMAZEd when you enter the LABiaRYNTH!
WHERE: 624 Elm St. Ext., Ithaca, NY (Look for the turn onto a long gravel driveway with the big HHH-///—> pointing to it)
WHEN: 1:69HST (note earlier time – because I’ve got an old man)
Tasty the Gobblin’ King will toy with your half-mind but don’t let the sun go down on you before escaping the endless fields of golden rods. Beware the Wino-taur! Half-wino, half-runner, half-mind! He is a foul beast! To free yourself, you may need WINGS (and pizza) but don’t fly too close to the sun else you may FALL. Don’t be like Ick-a-lush and Dead-a-lush, they were wankers.
HASH CASH $5
LEASHED DOGS WELCOME
VIRGINS WILL BECOME MINIONS OF THE GOBBLIN’ KING