IH3 #688: Mammarial Day Hash!

So….are you all sitting on pins and needles…awaiting the announcement of the GREAT MAMMARIAL DAY HASH???
Well, wait no longer….
It will be THIS Sunday up on CUNT-Etiquette Hill at 2:69 HST at the tower.
Directions from Ithaca:
We haven’t been in this area in years!!!  This trail is guaranteed to ASS-uage your desires for super shiggy and shitty beer!
Bring out your virgins and we’ll sacrifice them at the tower!!!
On-after Chez Floss for hot-tub time machine.