Hash #961

Well howdy there buckaroos,

Are you ready for a rootin’ tootin’ good time. Strap on your spurs, irons, and anything else you want to strap on and join us in the unhashed wilds just west of Corning for an Old West/America themed trail. It’s the first annual “An American Trail: Ithaca Goes West” brought to you by the very inexperienced hares: Reverse Penguin and Miss D’Erection.

This trail will have it all. Shiggy: you bet. Water crossings: depends on the rain. Blood on trail: probably. Caterpillars: Hopefully only of the Lewis Carroll variety, Gispert willing. Themed shots: you bet your sweet ass there is. Beers: Fuck yeah.

So bring your virgins, awards, dogs (there might be a small amount of road crossing at the start, leashes as needed), what have yous.

I do not recommend attempting to zen this trail. You’ll either end up cutting off a lot of stops or get very lost; take that as a challenge if you must. There is also no way to autohash this trail.

On after will be mere 30 steps from closing circle. Grilling, bonfire, yard games, hot tub. Bring a tent, plenty of space for those.

When: Saturday July 10 at 2:69 HST

Where: Reverse Penguin and Miss D’Erection’s Woodland Fortress

Apple: https://maps.apple.com/?ll=42.161445,-77.190536&q=Marked%20Location&_ext=EiYpnGUWki4URUAxaUqCF5ZMU8A5Gjs87lQVRUBByX7riM9LU8BQAw%3D%3D&t=h

Google: https://goo.gl/maps/u6WXUC7xCAcKWV4PA

Parking: The driveway wraps around to a lower parking area with room for 7-8 cars. If full, park along the top of the driveway. If still full park out by the barn. I’ll be there to direct as needed.