Hash #1050

HARES: A Super Secret Underground Hasher, & BVD serving as a co-hare of sorts
WHEN: 03/17/24 at 1:69 HST (that’s 2:00pm EST for civilians)
WHERE: Lick brook parking lot at 1027 Elmira Rd, Newfield, NY 14867
WHAT: Leprechaun hangover from green dress you lucky wanker trail
WHY: So you can revel in cheer and good beer, feel younger than you are, and deliver yourselves from the hangovers you’ve achieved the night before.
HOW: With green-themed, safety third, lick-brook of the Irish themed trail. Whalecum regulars, outa towners, virgins and those who rarely cum at all! *Bring leash for doggos and virgins*
HASH CASH: $5 (virgins cum for free)