ReHash #400

For those who didn’t make it to the Pub Crawl/ Hash last night you missed an incredible night of Hashing, Flashing, and midnight dashing. Free beer and Broiled Turkey and more Virgins than Veteran Hashers. I was the blab and it was all ET’s fault as he was the navigator and just Dawn ( soon to be named Eager Bald Beaver, will get back to that later) was the co pilot. We got there right around 7 pm, Dances with Head and just Yanna ( have you seen my breast yet ) were waiting for us SMD ( Suck my Dick ) a great hasher from San Diego had taken the hashers who showed up on time and set off on a fantastic course, zig zagging through Cortland and across S.U.N.Y. at Cortland finally ending at someone’s apartment complete with beer tent and Turkey broiled in oil.

We crashed the swimmers reunion party that happens every year since about 1949 or so I was told. By the time ET and Dances and myself and the two virgins caught up with the Hash they were just leaving the beer stop, instead of joining them we all voted to go hit the keg and bathrooms ( must have been the road trip beers.) At the beer stop we found Fishy Fingers and Toothy, Spike, Rowdy Bush all enjoying the festivities. We finally pulled our selves away from the keg and beautiful women and men that were not hashing, just drinking and partying. SMD ran us up some more hills and trails and finally ended up in some bar downtown where we had our ON-IN and made everyone drink except Toothy and Spike. As near as I could figure we had 20 people hashing and only eight of us had ever Hashed before. SMD had about ten virgins with him from the Cortland alumni. After the circle closed, the party started with ET putting money in the pool table. Our two new virgins who weren’t from Cortland started trying to distract the pool players by baring their bodies. Yanna ( by the way I know I’m misspelling her name this is the phonics spelling ) flashed her breast and backside, not to be out done Just Dawn flashed her very bald beaver shocking veteran Hashers and Virgins alike, Toothy who was awe struck suggested that we should name Dawn , “Eager Bald Beaver”. After a few more games we headed to the Alumni party until we killed all their kegs and ate all their Turkeys we than went back downtown to Woodys Pub to do more drinking and partying.

There was a lot more flashing and drinking and finally I drag ET out of there at about 2 am with most of the Hashers still partying. SMD can come set a trail for us any time he wants, this one rocked! So guys if I left any thing out feel free to add on.

1/2 Monty