A Very “Special” Invitation for a Very “Special” Coupling:
Porcelain Goddess and Master Baster are getting hitched!
In order to SHOWER our very own Grand Mattress [on bottom] and Religious Adviser (who plan to enter each other in wedded bliss in a few short weeks) with GOLDEN gifts of Hashiness, we would like to announce:
A JACK AND SWILL WEDDING SHOWER HASH!
WHEN: SUNDAY JUNE 8TH
WHERE: CHEZ HOT LIPS, 5150 COLD SPRINGS RD, TRUMANSBURG, NY
WHAT TO WEAR: YOUR PRETTIEST BRIDESMAID DRESS THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO CLIMB DOWN A CLIFF IN OR FALL INTO MUD WITH. WE RECOMMEND SHORT AND TIGHT (Just like Tasty…). GARTER BELTS, WEDDING LINGERIE, VEILS, WHATEVER! JUST DON’T OUTDO THE BRIDE (I dare you to try…)!
HASH CASH: PLEASE NOTE – $10.00 please RSVP to our survey so we know how much good stuff to get!
Extremely awesome party to follow! Plan to stay awhile! Bring dogs, bring virgins (for rights of prima nocta)! There will be food and drink! Haberdashery!