The Wild Turkey Rebellion Hash!
A gaggle of wild turkey have donned safety orange and have turned the tables on the hunters this season in an apparent rebellion. There may be prizes. There will be beer and a trail. Upon the advice of fictional legal counsel we will make no other promises regarding this epically shitty trail. So, costume up as an angry turkey or a frightened hunter and cum ready to hash.
Hash cash: $5 (Virgins hash for free, so make ‘em cum)
Hares: The Great Gashby and Bloody Vaginal Discharge
When: Sunday, Nov. 19.
Time: 1:69 pm.
Where: The parking area near the fire tower by the golf course (Pier Rd, Ithaca, NY):