A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
This weekend marks the 39th anniversary of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant meltdown. In remembrance, get nuclear wasted with your hares, Doris Dicktoria and Shiggy Shaman, as they lead you to the radioactive hashlands of Bell Station (the once-planned location of a nuclear power…
Super Duper Special Off -Week Trail Announcement I know what you’re thinking: Penguin, how do you do it? How do you give of yourself so much week in and week out to provide so many unique trail experiences like some kind of hash messiah(no…
Trail #1089 (or 88?) Dazed and Confused/Close enough to 4/20 trail! “Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.” When: Sunday April 13th at…
Can Penguin set another trail immediately following THEIR last one, impromptu even? You bet THEY can. Will it live up to the magical nature of Shindagin Hollow? Absolutely not. Join your hare for a spaced out adventure as we explore a new to us…
Who: Reverse Penguin & Shiggy Shaman are your hares for this latest adventure What: Trail #1087 Where: Shindagin Hollow State Forest https://maps.app.goo.gl/dhAV5AvGhaadGAMq5 42.3452652 -76.3503183 When: 3/30/25 (1:69 HST) Why: To promote physical fitness among our members. To get rid of weekend hangovers. To acquire…
Hares: Head and Just DevonTheme: Kitties and TittiesColor: GreenWhere: Lime HollowWhen: Sunday, March 16TIME: 2:69 Ooooohhh shit, it’s time for Head’s birthday trail, on my actual birthday! Come lick your wounds (and other things ) after green dress. There will be lots of beer…
We’re ALL mad here! Fall down the rabbit hole with Tastes Like 10th Grade as your completely mad March Hare. On the guest list at the tea party: Alice, of course. The Cheshire Cat, Hookah-smoking Caterpillars, Singing Flowers, Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dee, The Mad Hatter,…
Sunday is my 10th analversary! Hard to believe it’s been a full decade since my dear sweet brother duped me into attending my first trail. In the spirit of the occasion, this Sunday’s trail will be 10 miles long, with 10 BNs, and 10…
!!!LATE TRAIL ANNOUNCEMENT!!! This Sunday cum join your hares, Gashby, Flowbie, & BVD for a warm and comforting January trail before temps drop and we all freeze. WHEN: Sunday, January 19, 2025 at 1:69 HST [yep, that’s 2:00 PM EST]. HASH CASH: $5 (virgins hash…
So, yeah. There’s this hash. I don’t know much about it, but it starts at Flat Rock, near the Cornell arboretum. I’m guessing it’s going to be over a river and through a hill or something like that. Maybe some cold beer. Sunday, January…