Hey, Every Body!
This is the time of year when the leaves are turning colors, the air gets a little cooler, and all the skools celebrate Home Cumming.
Join your hare, Shiggy Shaman, this Sunday, Sept 17th at 2:69 HST at the virgin hashlands of the EverHard Nature Preserve off of Coddington Rd. in Willseyville, NY.
(Yes, that’s right: 2:69 HST and, in an alternate reality, the nature preserve is named Eberhard. *shrugs*)
Hash cash is a low-low price of $5. Dogs and virgins must be leashed.
The parking lot is on the dainty side, so carpooling is highly recommended.
Wear shiggy socks and bring bug spray.
Get ready for hills on this one. Home Cumming hills, that is!