Half-Minds one and all,
Direct from Sister Maria of H5 in PA, here is the compendium of area hashes for the summer. Most of the PA destinations are about 4 hours drive, give or take. The drive down Route 15 is excellent, most scenic indeed, and getting a couple folks together every month or so for an event would be awesome. Plus, we’ll get good ideas for our own event in August!
Just something to start you thinking, because the reason for the season is the pleasin’.
Hashers, here’s an update for upcuming hashes… We still need a hare for the June 29 full Strawberry moon hash.
Thurs. May 31, 6:30 pm, Blue Moon Hash (TMINMFMH3 Run #95), hared by Grab Bag and visiting hares, Nice Snatch and Amazon.c*m, in the parking lot of the Landing Zone bar. Directions: From Hbg, take I-81N to Fort Indiantown Exit North; from Funck’s Restaurant, it’s another 2.5 miles to the start; go through one stop light, past the tank, the rocket and the plane on the right; past the helicopters on the left; past the sports complex on the right and trucks, tanks and armored vehicles on the left; turn left into the gravel lot at the Landing Zone bar. Grabbag’s VW camper will be there. $7 hash cash; dry bags recommended; flashlights optional (a definite option for any DFL’s). It will be an ez trail to follow with an interesting last leg. If the legion of dumb are there, they will love it! A Full Moon is called a Blue Moon when it occurs twice in the same month. The next Blue Moon won’t occur until New Year’s Eve 2009!
Sat.-Sun. June 2-3, 4th Anal Perry County Campout Hash (H5 Run #304), hared by Licky Me and Eager Beaver. Location: 120 Fickes Lane, Newport, PA 17074. Phone: 717-286-4824. Direcshuns: 322 W – Newport Exit – Left off exit – go over steel bridge and make IMMEDIATE right on Front Street – Follow to ON-ON signs on right. Set up yur campin’ gear anytime after 1:00 pm. Trail starts at 3:00 pm. Be prepared to get wet and drunk! $24 hash cash – gets you beer, liquor, trail, camping, more beer and the following entertainment: nekkid slip ‘n slide, baked-bean wrestlin’, fine music, more beer, fire spinning, … Hash cash includes Perry County’s own “White Trash Rei ntarnation Hash” t‑shirts. Be sure to getcherself one of these! Let Licky know right away if you want to reserve one and what size (lickyme_H5@yahoo.com). If you don’t want the t-shirt, hash cash is only $16. Dogs & chickens welcum; leave yur sheep home. It’s National Rocky Road Day.
Tues. June 5, 6:00-6:30 pm, Short Notice Hash (H5 Run #304-½), hared by Everyday Asshole and Lick Her Only, starting at Dick-On-A-Stick’s house, located at 412 Hensley Street, Lititz, PA 17543 (use Google for directions & map). Hares away at 6:30 pm sharp with a 6-minute lead time. This hash is a going-away present for Just Shane (he was there at the Burpday Hash in April) and wife Just Angela. Just Shane wanted to attend another hash before leaving the US and going back across the pond. This hash is being combined with a Lancaster Road R*nners run starting from the same location, but taking a different course. The hash, of course, will have shot & beer checks. The Après, however, will be combined and should make for an interesting time. $5 has h cash. If coming, you need to send an email to Everyday Asshole – so there’s enough beer & food for everyone – at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sat. June 9, 3:00 pm, it’s The Third Anal Lehigh Valley-Reading Interhash! Location: Kutztown, PA. Lots of shiggy; bring a dry bag. Plan on sticking around to party with your fellow hashers. This event always draws a lot of visitors. There’ll be food and plenty of the amber nectar. An event not to be missed. For more details, see http://www.readinghash.com/HashSchedule.htm. “6/9” is also World Hashing Day.
Also, Sat.-Sun. June 9-10, it’s the Baltimore-Annapolis 1000th / 2nd Anal Camping Weekend. Kegs tapped at 1:00 pm. Hash starts at 3:00 pm, hared by At Your Cervix. Regi $50 up to May 31; $70 thereafter. See directions & important details at http://www.bah3.org/main/camping.html.
Sat. June 16, pm, KY Anal Birthday Hash (H5 Run #305), hared by KY and Rubber Dickie. Details TBA. It’s National Hollerin’ Contest Day.
Fri. June 29, pm, Full Moon Hash (TMINMFMH3 Run #96), hares needed. Indian name: Full Strawberry Moon.
Sat. June 30, pm, Saturday Hash (H5 Run #306), hared by Wild Cherry and COGO, starting off the Rte 114 exit of I-81 in Mechanicsburg. The trail will have lots of shiggy, shots and beer. The on-after will be approximately 5 miles down Rte 114 at Wild Cherry’s house. There will be plenty of food & beer, and of course the table o’alcohol, which has caused many a hasher to pass out, so plan on staying over because there is more than ample crash space. On-after activities include, but are not limited to, drinking, hot tubbing, pool, beer pong, darts, eating and more drinking. More details later. It’s burn like a Meteor Day.
Wed. July 4, 5:39 am – be on time!, Reading’s Independence Day Hash hared by Decoy. Be at the Fire Tower on Mt. Penn around 5:00 am for beer & food before the hash. This is one of the most stupid and most traditional events that RH3 does. You will hate yourself if you miss it. For more details, see http://www.readinghash.com/HashSchedule.htm.
Wed. July 4, pm, 2nd Annual LVH3 Red Dress Run, hared by Grabbag. For more details, see http://www.lvh3.com/page2.html.
Sat. July 14, pm, Straubs Hash – Part III (H5 Run #307), hared by Piss Boy, Cums & Glows and Meatless. Details TBA. It’s National Nude Day.
Sat. July 21, pm, Lehigh Valley Hash. For more details, see http://www.lvh3.com/page2.html/
Sat. July 28, pm, Save Stoney Valley Hash (H5 Run #308), hared by Chapped Lips and Puke Panther in Stoney Valley. Details TBA. It’s also National Milk Chocolate Day.
Sun. July 29, pm, Full Moon Hash (TMINMFMH3 Run #97), hares needed. Indian name: Full Buck Moon.
Fri.-Sun. Aug. 3-5, Nittany Valley’s 1000th Hash Weekend, a camping event. No dogs. Current regi fee is $80. You can register online. See http://www.nvhhh.org/events/1000/1000general.htm
Sat.-Sun. Aug. 11-12, H5 Road Trip to the 3rd Anal Power of the Poohsay Hash Weekend (H5 Run #309), hosted by ANGEL, Just Lays There, Doodle and She Came. It’s an overnighter, so bring your camping gear. You MUST register by July 11! That is the deadline. $40 for overnight camping; $20 for day hashing only. Whether you come for the day or overnight, you must register (see attached rego form). Cutoff for camping is the first 50 people! The hares will supply you with a great SHITTY trail, beer, dinner, campsites, more beer & POP haberdashery! After dinner activity: Glow in the Dark Penis Ring Toss and Auntie Flo Relay R*ce. We will be camping at Pinch Pond Campground in Camp Gretna (www.pinchpond.com). Meet at the campground at noon. Registration will get you a car pass, haberdashery and camping. Without a pass, you will not get into the campground! We will then carpool to the hash start. The hash starts at the Cheers Bar just off the Lebanon/Lancaster PA Turnpike exit. For day trippers, you may meet us there, but you MUST still send in the rego form! If you want to camp Friday night as well, include that info on the rego form and ANGEL will get back to you on the costs. Additional details: (1) Dog friendly trail and campground, but dogs must be leashed at all times. (2) This is a family campground. We can have fun, but 11:00 pm is QUIET time. (3) You may come out for the d ay without pre-registering, but will not get haberdashery or car pass for dinner, games & partying at the campground; so to avoid this trouble – register! (4) If you want to camp all weekend in your own campsite, then you need to register with the campground, give them ANGEL’s name (Melissa Doxtater) and write this info on the rego form. (5) ANGEL will have extra glow-in-the-dark paint & brushes for those that need it! (6) There will be vegetarian and non-vegetarian foods. (7) Any questions, contact ANGEL at email@example.com. For more details, see http://www.readinghash.com/HashSchedule.htm. It’s also Presidential Joke Day.
Fri.-Sun. Aug. 17-19, Ithaca H3’s Annual Hash Weekend, a camping event. Details TBA. For more info, see http://www.harrier.org/ithaca/
Also, Sat. Aug. 18, pm, Lehigh Valley Saturday Hash, hared by Succubus and Holy Shit For more details, see http://www.lvh3.com/page2.html.
Sat. Aug. 25, pm, Saturday Hash (H5 Run #310), hared by Wild Cherry. It’s also Kiss-And-Make-Up Day.
Tues. Aug. 28, pm, Full Moon Hash (TMINMFMH3 Run #98), hares needed. Indian name: Full Sturgeon Moon.
Sat. Sept. 8, pm, 3rd Anal Rock Hop Hash (H5 Run #311), hared by Chapped Lips and Puke Panther. Details TBA. It’s also National Date Nut Bread Day.
Sat. Sept. 22, pm, Saturday Hash (H5 Run #312), hares needed. It’s also Hobbit Day.