A Drinking Club with a Running Problem
#474 1/15/2006
Hares: The illustrious Unidentified Feathered Orifice and Bedside Pole Dancer
Wankers: Spike, Dances with Head, Butt Floss, Little Oral Annie, E.T., Cocksmith, Pippi Schlongstocking, Ball Wrinkle, Country Cock Just John (stay tuned), Hound Whore
There has been a lot of talk on how to the spelling goes of our most newly named hasher and actually you’re all wrong its is in fact Bürpenstain (if I hadn’t waited so long to finish writing this then it might be more funny….) We all now about the famous Hapsburg rulers of the Austrian-Hungarian empire but most don’t know of their cousins the Bürpenstains. You see the Hapsburgs kept interbreeding and having children to keep the orally flatulent and nocturnally accidental Bürpenstains from ascending the throne. When we found out that Just John was indeed a decedent of this not-quite-royal family it made the naming job easy for us feeble-minded hashers.
Or something like that…..
Hey yeah by the way we had a great hash on this day. A fine fun trail was set by our newest hares…. We met up in the the town of covert on Burdick Rd just north of Seneca rd. near the northern part of the national forest. It was quite a brisk day after having so few this January. After finishing a beer I was off following the pack across the road and through the swampy inlet of a small pond. As nearly all of us made our way through the thorny swamp cursing the possibility (and reality in some cases) of wet feet so early in the hash on such a cold day, we stopped to find our FRB’s had discovered a dreaded BC. BAck we all turned back to the start of the trail. Maxipad decided to take a little short-cut across the semi-frozen pond which had been 45 degrees only two days before – oops. After he pulled his hind quarters out of the water he proceeded to finish crossing the pond. We crossed back over the road and on down through a thicket where we found a curious marking BH – huh. Upon looking up we notice a treestand… must be beer up there…. and there was….. and Jell-O shots too! And hey if you are into getting loaded today the beer has started to freeze…. homemade ice beer.
On off we went through eh woods. Checking several false trails. Across Seneca rd we went, through the woods and out to Burr rd. The trail then took us back across Seneca Rd were we eventually cam across a wonderful place to have a beer rest on a cold day like today…. UFO and BPD’s workshop complete with wood stove! After several beers and M&M’s on off we went. Those of us who didn’t realize we were right in UFO and BPD’s back yard actually followed the trail as it swept around the back yard were a large bonfire was waiting for us near their driveway.
We decided however to move our circle over to the workshop as it was just too cold out. After the usual rounds of blabs,frb’s and cums-lately’s we decided it was high time to name Just John who has now made it too many hashes for his own good….. And that my friends will be the last time I write a re-hash as a resident Ithaca hasher for a while…..(I say resident because I now when I come back and hash in the future you’ll make me write the re-hash….. and I just may get around to it someday….)
On-On
Hound Whore