IH3 Trail #470

Hash #470: Touched for the very first time

Hares: Toothy Lunker, Just June, Just Amanda and Just Alex.

Location: Shinandagin Hollow

Well I can’t show my face at a hash again without having written the last re-hash.

Touched for the very first time. That’s how i thought I would feel as an honorary virgin/ cums-way-too lately today after having missed four hashes in a row but who shows up to pull my ass out of that fire? None other than Road Kill, Woman There, Phil McCrackin and Licker Harder. Now I’m just nothing but a regular dirty Whore (of the Hound variety). And also there were Butt Floss (LOA was doing the nasty all by down in Corning – an "event", that is), Cocksmith, E.T., Dances With Head, Just Rob, Just Bob and a very late nearly Bobbitt like appearance by Ball Wrinkle.

A fine first haring attempt it was by all except Toothy, of course. But of course with Toothy leading the hareing project our virgin hares learned how to do back-checks. And we experienced a new back check the flowered letters YF – you’re f***ed. And they didn’t even give us the courtesy of a number (at least that’s what they tell me – my DFL-ing ass never made it to the YF). Up and around the hollow we ran. And what better a right after Halloween to have a beer rest? A gravesite. As we continued after our beer and Wegman-O’s some of us were very anxious, not having seen Ball Wrinkle (ya see he had the circle beer). But to our pleasant surprise at the on-on the Phantom ball Wrinkle had already dropped of the beer.

At the on-in weenies were roasted, down-downs were doled out and delicious apple crisp from Vibrator sent with Phil was eagerly consumed. Our circle began to move rapidly however as the sky turned a very ugly shade of gray. And just before we could give Ball Wrinkle a Bobbitt/ technology (GPS) on trail down-down we all made a mad 1/4 mile dash to our cars as the hail came down on us.

On-On
Hound Whore