ReHash #387

Here goes:

It was a beautiful day last Sunday… the sun was shining, the air was brisk, and the leaves were glowing with red, orange, and gold. A perfect day for a hash in Shindagin Hollow.

Calvin and I showed up in the appointed spot and saw only one car… it was Shiggy!!! Calvin said to me: "I think we’re in the wrong place!" How he thought we were in the wrong place when there was a big "HHH" on the ground and Shiggy sitting in the car next to us… I don’t know.

Unfortunately not many more people showed up after that. There was one virgin and there was supposed to be another, but supposedly she went to Killington for 7 inches. (Calvin: "if I were a girl I would go to Killington for 7 inches too!")

The hares (who declared that the hash would start at 3:15 SHARP!) showed up at around 3:30 and Calvin, Shiggy, and the virgin (who’s name I don’t know!) set off yelling ON ON so that the hares would know where to go (They were the only one’s behind us!!!)

The trail was, of course, beautiful… You all missed out!!!! We had tons or beer, cookies, chips, you name it! Oh! and all of the beautiful women!!! There was an OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF WOMEN AT THIS HASH. Almost 2 women for every man… I think everyone got lucky!

So over the river and through the woods we went… but who should we see? Why it was Tequila Bill and Stacey with a late entry! They were waiting for us back at the cars… as was a random man on a bike who wanted to join us. So we engaged in some down downs… at least 10 seemed to go to Shiggy for her shenanigans (which I can’t remember right now so you’ll have to ask her!) I do remember that she had a murky moment with herself though!

We ate cookies, and pumpkin pie…. mmmm… I’m getting hungry!

Until next time…

F&C (can you tell that was stream of consciousness?)