ReHash #381

Rehash-
Ithaca, August 4, 2002

A sunny summer hasher’s day
Route 96 to Hot Lips’ place!
In cars, bikes, and Fisher Price rides
Young and old, hashers arrive

Ball Wrinkle sells some On On toys
No porn stuff here…so sorry boys!
A trip to point A is the deal…
"All Hashers to the Hash-mobile!"

With water-arms we hit the streets
Each turn… a chance… soak the backseat!
At last we set foot on our trail
Where many falses did unveil

We ran into some tricky signs
A Y with arms….Not quite a Psi
Through shiggy and large angry bees
The hashers ran with bloody knees

Alas! Hash rest, cold water! Whooosh!
More ammo…lets get Rowdy Bush!
Dripping hashers back on trail
Till hash rest two, where beer prevails!

Revived, we sweat it till On In
A pond awaits, it’s time to swim!
The Hashettes bathe in lovely suits
While Hot Lips grills up lots o’ food

The Hashers save some room for beer
And Dances draws the circle near
Some down downs for our hare to kill
Hot Lips is drinking? What a thrill!

(In denial) Muff-it takes Hash Crash
"A trap", he says (did Shiggy flash?)
A murky moment, hashers accuse
Rowdy and Floss, strange marks to prove!

Then Trojan wins the Wank award
….what a wank what a wank…we sing some more!
Trojan made virgin Just Phil cum
Who drank beer with soda, yum, yum, yum

A few Cums latelies pay their dues
Just Jess, Aaron, Trojan and Road Kill too
In circle, Just Jess wears her hat
Of course she does down downs for that

A few more down downs, not sure why
1/2 Monty and Shiggy the rumors fly
Ball Wrinkle to be the GM later
Meaning what?….Grand Masturbator?

Two hashers are in need of names
A favorite hashing drinking game…
Just Aaron is now Turtle Wax!
Just Jess…can’t think of one so fast

Come join us for the next hash hour
Two cute harettes and lots of flour…
On On! -SSGB