ReHash #372

4/14 rehash

The hares this time around were HIV and, well, I am not quite sure what to call him as will become clear later in this rehash. For now I will call him rocky mountian oyster (has anyone ever eaten them???) being that he recently moved here from Boulder. The place was the Hanshaw side of Monkey Run. The turnout was really good. the local attendees were as follows: Butt floss, little oral annie, 1/2 monty, just chaz, roadkill, dances w/head, spike, skywacker, ET, just jess, just claire, just davide, ballwrinkle, hair down there, Phil -I’ll get right on that rehash- mccrackin and toothy. Visitors were mudman, sweeps around, low beams, and beaver bb balls (all rochester) suicidal tendencies (St. louis)…and Anal Probe from who knows where. Of course there was also a pack of wild dogs.

The trail itself was actually pretty short, but the on-in took sometime. To put this hash in perspective for those who missed it, 1/2 Monty thought it was perfect. the short trail was due to the recent rain. The hares had planned a couple of stream crossings but decided against it as Fall Creek was raging (thank you). Although shorter they did manage to get in a few steep and muddy cliff descents and climbs. We had a very fine beer stop down along the creek which is where we first saw BW.

From the beer stop we made our last muddy climb to the on-in just in time for the rain to start. Luckily the on-in was in a pavilion.

Here is what I recall about the on-in. the hares were severely punished. I am not quite sure why or how but they seemed to become the default recipients of down-downs. Basically if there was any question who should drink for something we made a hare do it. It became obvious that Dances with heads would have preferred to play this role. In an attempt to receive down-downs he allowed himself to be tied up in such a way that he looked like a puppet with ropes attached to his wrists and the ceiling beams of the pavilion. it was a little odd and we all decided we wouldn’t give him down-downs. Which didn’t stop him as he seemed to drink down-downs with everyone else.

Some how Butt floss found out that Muff Monster (the other hare) was never named at his former hash. He named himself. We tried to come up with a new one but nothing seemed quite right. He drank for this transgression. However, as Butt Floss was explaining how one does not name oneself he was reminded of Madd Dog. Hummmm, takes one to know one I guess. Speaking of names Just Chaz was properly christened Scoobie snatch. Hash crash went to Suicidal tendencies with her muddy ass. Many drank for the R word thing. Over athletisms went to ET for doing push-ups on the bridge at the Beer stop and myself for something I did the day before and was stupid enough to mention. ET received his mug. Phil drank for still not writing the pub crawl rehash. Hair Down There, Skywacker, BW, and myself drank for coming lately. I have been coming lately and I feel I have been properly punished for my long sabbatical.

I can not remember if anyone volunteered for the next hash. If not please step forward.

toothy